jungl

Don't Talk to Me Before My Morning Coffee. Lolololololol.

[jungl @realjaccychan]

this could b us but u playin

[Ian @Iwendtster]

Bro… I’m dying.😂

This is proper use of Ai.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
😂

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Kanye West set to make a trip to Israel next month.

[you’re listening to blonde @blondedhomer]

FRANK OCEAN JUST DROPPED A SURPRISE ALBUM.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Mystified at how this is controversial

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

Am I taking crazy pills? The WH COS did 11 interviews on the record trashing her boss, her colleagues, and directly contradicting the public messaging of the last year and the very people she humilated are posting about how great she is

[Kurt Hackbarth 🌹 @KurtHackbarth]

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[ᗯIᒪᒪIᗩᗰ @WilliamA_33]

Billions of dollars have been spent to make you hate people like this...

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

It's normal in fancy restaurants to have the chef come out and check on the guests.

[floobsie (comms open!) @fioobsie]

how an artist sees the world

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

I hope I'm wrong.

But tonight feels like some sort of invisible line has been crossed that we didn't even know was there. The last time I felt like this was 9/11 when it was clear, without knowing the how and the what, that the world was about to change forever.

Like the rules of the game had been permanently altered and there was simply no going to back to the innocent, peaceful past.

I didn't feel like this when an attempt was made on President Trump's life. If I had to rationalise why I didn't, I guess it's because several US Presidents have been shot at and even assassinated. Somehow it was within the realms of the possible, no matter how awful.

But to murder a young father simply for doing debates and mobilising young people to vote for a party that represents half of America? This is something else.

Charlie's death is a tragedy for his wife, his children and his family. I don't pray often. I am praying for them tonight.

But I fear his murder will be a tragedy for all of us in ways we will only understand as time unfolds.

I hope I'm wrong.

[Kurt Metzger @kurtmetzger]

Well I for one, think it’s a sign of optimism and hope that anyone thinks we could win a war with Iran! Just bc, y’know, we’ve haven’t a war in 80 years? We’re still the BEST though, obviously! DUE FOR A WIN, I say!

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

MAJOR BREAKING: Donald Trump has officially entered a war with Iran.

Once again, here’s Trump claiming then President Barack Obama will “start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He’s weak and he’s ineffective.”

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I learned about Trump’s unconstitutional attack on Iran at a large rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Here is the response:

[Tara Dublin aka Winona Spyder™️ @taradublinrocks]

OMFG there really is a Trump tweet for everything

#ImpeachTrumpNOW #Iran

[Carlos Latuff @LatuffCartoons]

This cartoon is from 2017, but it perfectly suits the present moment.
#Iran

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

#Iran