Mr. Nyúl

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

Zlatan Ibrahimović on getting revenge on Marco Materazzi:

"When I was at Juventus, Materazzi made a killer tackle and injured me. He was a tough player, but there are different ways to show that. Maldini was tough too, but he always went for the ball. Materazzi really wanted to hurt you.

Some years later, I had my revenge. It was in a 2010 derby when I was playing for Milan. In the second half, I made a taekwondo kick on Materazzi and sent him to hospital.

Stanković asked me why I did it, and I told him I'd been waiting for that moment for four years.

No one messes with Zlatan."

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

Santi Cazorla was honoured by boyhood club Real Oviedo before their Segunda Division opener against Granada last night - receiving a guard of honour from both sides - following his retirement from football last month. 💙🇪🇸

🎥 @RealOviedo

[Mr. Nyúl @MrNyul]

@splendid_pete Mäsfél percet tudtam befogadni ebböl a videobol! Értelme nem sok volt! Ki a picsa ez amugy? Mi jogon meri kritizälni a nemzetünket és a döntésünket? Még magyarul sem tanult meg rendesen beszèlni a szittya

[László Kovács @LszlKovcs159757]

Technogyomor!🤣🤣🤣

[6th Sense @irishman787878]

Akik Magyar Péter parlamenti stílusát kritizálják, úgy néz ki elég gyorsan felejtenek.

[Kun István @kunpisti]

Történelmi esélyt szalaszt el a fidesz❗

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

Smart thoughts weren’t even close…

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

School is prison with brighter colors?

[Red Bull @redbull]

just a fakie down a 37.5° incline for 137 METERS 👏

🚲: @tomominishikubo

head over to Red Bull Bike's YouTube channel to watch in full 📺

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A startup in China packed roughly 1,000 Mac Mini M4 computers into a single data center to run AI workloads without paying ongoing cloud fees. The base Mac Mini M4 starts at $599 and draws just 10 to 30 watts under load, a fraction of the 300 to 500 watts a traditional GPU server pulls.

[Gooner Chris @ArsenalN7]

6 minutes of pure Santi Cazorla magic ✨

[LuisCardenasMX @LuisCardenasMx]

🚨 En Jalisco, tras la falta de ayuda por parte de las autoridades, un héroe anónimo empezó a cazar ladrones robamotos. Hasta el momento, ya lleva cinco en diez días y lo apodan el 'Batman de Lagos de Moreno'.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

🎶 Ohhh! Santi Cazorla! 🎶

Happy retirement to the little magician ✨

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

Santi Cazorla has officially announced his retirement from professional football at the age of 41. 👋🇪🇸

Wishing you the best of luck in your next chapter, @19SCazorla! ❤️

[上善若水 @SR18666]

记载里一只走鹃平均每年累死五只郊狼🤣🤣🤣

[Neyaz @Neyazzz_]

This looks way too fun not to try

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

Kids love helping

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🗣️ Ibrahimović: “You didn’t beat Thierry Henry in a race. Even I’m faster than you!”

🗣️ Speed: “WHAT?? I’m way faster than you. You’ve only got 80 pace on FIFA.”

🗣️ Ibrahimović: “You know what? Maybe you are faster than me, but I think much faster than you.”

🗣️ Speed: “That has nothing to do with speed.”

🗣️ Ibrahimović: “You can’t understand because you don’t understand the game. Titi, explain it to him... I don’t make fast runs, I make intelligent runs.”

Classic Ibra. 😂😂