Mr Physhe

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Will the owners of a blue planet between Venus and Mars please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Holly. Every day for the past 5 years, she picks out a stick and brings it to her favorite spot for “zen time.” While her stick may change, her routine never does. 13/10

[Professor Chris Whitty @CMO_England]

A new study shows HPV vaccination in England has led to the number of deaths from cervical cancer falling to zero in vaccinated women under 25.

Please encourage all eligible children to get vaccinated.

https://t.co/YuX2BCR6gz

[Zeke Hausfather @hausfath]

The latest CFSv2 model results for El Nino (ONI) anomalies later this year are kinda nuts, with a peak at nearly 3.9C in November.

NOAA needs to once again raise the y-axis range; here is what it should look like without all the runs above 4C cut off:

[World Health Organization (WHO) @WHO]

Hantaviruses are zoonotic viruses that naturally infect rodents and can occasionally spread to people.

Here’s what you need to know about #hantavirus: What they are, how they spread, the symptoms, and how to prevent infection

[Dr Emma Hodcroft @firefoxx66]

I've had a lot of questions about Hantavirus recently - and some alarmism in some places. It's been a while since I wore this hat - but let's chat! 💬

Top Line: Am I worried? No, not really. I don't see evidence this is something that will spread widely.

1/N

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Donald Trump is the only person in the world who doesn't realise that the expression "Is the Pope Catholic?" is a joke

[Mr Physhe @MrPhyshe]

@paullewismoney @PensionsUK_ @Moneybox @BBCRadio4 State Pension ages should have been reviewed every 5 years from the very start.
I also never understood why women's pensions used to start 5 years before men given they have a longer life expectancy.

[Mr Physhe @MrPhyshe]

@ItsSteveBee @HansMahncke I worked on the Ariane 4 flight software, it fitted, IIRC, into 12Kb of memory, this was in the late 80s. All hand coded in assembler.

[NASA Goddard @NASAGoddard]

Hi Rise! 🧵

The Artemis II zero gravity indicator was designed by 3rd grader Lucas Ye. Our blanket technician at Goddard brought it to life, fabricated in the same lab where blankets are created to keep spacecraft like @NASARoman the right temperature for science.

[Mr Physhe @MrPhyshe]

@WrexhamAFCWomen @BBCSport would be nice to see this on the BBC Sports App!

[Mr Physhe @MrPhyshe]

@MonkEmma @simfin The @ManchesterMill has also taken a look: https://t.co/GQYwAgrqvZ

[Genero Adran Leagues 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AdranLeagues]

#GeneroAdranTrophy 🤝 @Eurovision

🤣 @WrexhamAFCWomen captain Jodie Bartle and the Genero Adran Trophy both feature in the music video for this year’s UK Eurovision entry ‘Eins, Zwei, Drei’.

Bartle is the sister of Look Mum No Computer, the artist behind the song 🎤

[Met Office @metoffice]

Equilux meaning equal light is the day when daylight and darkness are closest to being exactly 12 hours each

This year, the Vernal Equilux occurs on the 17th March for UK locations roughly south of Norwich, and on the 18th March for locations generally north of Norwich.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Peter Dinklage reads Amanda Gorman’s poem "For Renee Nicole Good" on the steps of the Public Theater in NYC 🔥🙏

[Alanis King @alanisnking]

This New York Times story is not paywalled, and it shows a second-by-second breakdown of what happened. Please scroll through it.

This is not what America, or anywhere, should be

https://t.co/fXbS3FOWZc

[Emma Harriet Nicholson @Baroness_Nichol]

Denmark is ready !

[Mr Physhe @MrPhyshe]

@pinstripedline Weren't the Air Attaché and the press in the Andover (HS780), not the HS125?

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.