Zachary Szuch

[Zachary Szuch @MrPokielope]

Is it too much to ask to have things go my way? Just once. Please.

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Happy trails Big Christmas.

We’ll never forget🎄

[Guardians Prospective @CleGuardPro]

Cleveland #Guardians 23-year-old OF prospect Chase DeLauter will be on the 26-man roster and make his MLB debut in the AL Wild Card Series vs the Detroit.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

LMAO! This is too funny!!

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Metallica concert registers a small earthquake in Virginia Tech's Lane Stadium as thousands of Hokies jumped in unison.

The band played in front of 60,000 fans as part of their M72 World Tour.

According to the Virginia Tech Seismological Observatory, there was a spike when Metallica started playing "Enter Sandman," as reported by CBS Sports.

The Virginia Tech football team is known for running out to the song before their football games as Hokie fans jump in unison.

So epic.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Anthony Rizzo yelling “Frederic” at Freddie Freeman as he’s chasing him in run down is freaking hilarious.

[Zachary Szuch @MrPokielope]

@MLB As an Indians/Guardians fan, I had to deal with this future HoF’er being a menace to my team for years! Getting an autographed card could ease that pain just a bit.

[MLB @MLB]

It's Miggy's birthday, and we're giving YOU the gift! 🎉

Repost and reply for a chance to win this autographed Miguel Cabrera card.

[IGN @IGN]

Prove your Spartan skills with the Halo Legendary Icon Grunt Edition Wall Mount! Featuring an Elite skull and crossed combat knives, this 10" collectible is the ultimate tribute to Halo's toughest setting.

Display your honor—pre-order now: https://t.co/STqd7TgzId

[Jordan Belfort @wolfofwallst]

When you tell your kid it’s time to go to bed and they reply, “I’m not fucking leaving!” you can thank Disney!

[Zachary Szuch @MrPokielope]

Best time of my life.

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

The Savannah Bananas have sold out Raymond James Stadium (home of the Buccaneers) and are playing in front of 65,000 people

[Zachary Szuch @MrPokielope]

Wow! Pay that much for a QB who has proven himself time and time and time and time again. What a concept?!

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A new NFL mark: the Bills and Josh Allen reached agreement on a new record-setting six-year, $330 million contract that includes $250 million guaranteed, the largest guarantee ever given to an NFL player, sources tell ESPN.

Allen had four years left on his deal, but the Bills still rewarded their franchise QB with a new benchmark deal.

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

Raise your hand if you're 𝘛𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪 𝘢𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘵 𝘉𝘰𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘶𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 years old ✋

[Daryl Ruiter @RuiterWrongFAN]

2016 🏆 reunion #Cavs

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Working with @PitchingNinja on a new metric measuring hitter peskiness! Still a work in progress but look who the top two are as of right now.

[Zachary Szuch @MrPokielope]

I’m all for tipping but 30% is wild. And if I order a $28 steak or $12 cheeseburger, you still only brought one thing to my table. Doing a tip based off of the price of items, 10-15% always. Based off of the service is how it should be,

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Texas A&M's 'Ball 5' chant is the best thing in sports

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

If I ever win the lottery I won’t tell anyone, but there will be signs.