M3

this account is annoying

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

people are like "Why is Kamala speaking at a church?"

Same people don't question Trump selling a bible when they've rarely seen him go to church.
Tear gassing people to hold a bible upside down outside of a church doesn't count btw.

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

God: I GIVE YOU THE EARTH. NOW KILL PEOPLE OVER A STRIP OF DESERT
Me: I have so many questions
God: HOW DARE YOU QUE-
Me: can you shut up for a second? Why that piece of land?
God: I never told them to do that. It's made up people bullshit
Me: thank you

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

would you just lay off the billionaires please? Their lives are hard enough

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

I guess you should have mailed in your ballot before the hurricanes.
"Why would I do that? I live where hurricanes come to and Trump mails his from Florida so why should I... Oh"

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

.@elonmusk I love watching you try to jump. It's far more embarrassing than when I try to do it. Please tell me you were wearing @realDonaldTrump 's gold sneakers when you bounced around on stage.

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

Hey, FEMA deniers, did anyone try shooting the flood with guns?
I bet enough bullets could stop the water.
Remember when Trump wanted to nuke a hurricane? No really he thought about it.

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

the worst part is trying to think of what to do when Trump loses.
Do I hunker down and wait for the gunfire to subside or do I step outside and say:
"well yeah, dumbass! You voted for a loser" and get shot at

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

Trump lost last time. Everyone but him remembers that.

What makes you think he'll win this time?

Taking away the rights of half of the voting population?

Landslide.

Fuck your "it's so close" polls you do for ratings.

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

Biden and Trump are close enough in age that they could have gone to high school together.
But Biden is old. Like sooooo old

Also old Trump isn't running against Biden. I wish old-ass Donny would realize that

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

if all they talk about is your insanity, you get attention.
Stop paying attention to the Dems insanity and focus on winning.
Trump's only hope is the focus on his senility. Sorry, I meant senility. I mean he's old af #Trump2024Vance

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

remember when Trump was young? Me neither. It would have been before I was born.
He's old af

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

men, imagine politicians and judges ruling over your dick.
You don't like that do you?

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

this is not a political ad

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

age check: Trump is older than Harris.

If people focused on old before, why not now?

Old ass lying ass convicted felon. Fake ass tan.
real(?) hair tho
@realDonaldTrump
#TrumpIsOld

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

maybe the east coast west coast thing was getting away from diddy's parties

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

@IvankaNews_ jealous much?

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

if you want to be some kind of martyr, hire someone who is good at what they do.

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

@meghaffer probably gay too.
God I hate these morons! Can't we go back to normal where people are reasonable and love and accept one another for who they are?

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

is it safe to assume the shooter is an illegal Mexican rapist who escaped a mental institution?
Or something far-fetched like a crazy white guy w easy access to guns?

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

Didn't need the cop car w flashing lights as part of an award ceremony.
Massive fail

[M3 @MrPudmansButler]

no need for violence. Just let the guy lose.