Great point @RepMattGaetz ! It’s time we get rid of disgraceful politicians!
On a totally unrelated note: “Matt Gaetz's ex-girlfriend testifies to grand jury in sex trafficking probe” Department of Justice moving closer to indicting Gaetz https://t.co/5gtbdBrPlK
@IngrahamAngle can you unclench ur asshole and chill the fuck out? A bunch of 20 somethings are skating, jumping and sliding down hills for prizes, and screwing like drunken rabbits at a frat party every night. As “prison camps” go, this one isn’t so bad.
I met Judy Blume in Key West recently (she owns an excellent bookstore there!) and her philosophy about whether books are age-appropriate is this:
If a kid isn't ready for the book, she will put it down!
Business travel offers valuable time to reflect on the decisions made and dig into the choices & motivations ahead.
This morning, as my 6am flight left the tarmac, and I finished my second @Starbucks I meditated on this:
Just throwing this out there.
Every president receives a state funeral. When trump dies, I would propose that he lies in state inside a dumpster IN FRONT of the capital building.
Then, we light the dumpster on fire.
Feels right
I think I speak for >50% of Americans when I say: fuck you, you fucking fuck! Today is the perfect capstone to your piece of shit, racist, ignorant, functionally illiterate, dumpster of bags of dog shit fire presidency.
Since Giuliani is filing suits like Johnny Appleseed in battleground states, can he please head to Georgia? great meme on deck
Hint: The Devil went down to Georgia.
He was lookin' for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind.
He was willing to make a deal
Fuck that fucking fuck. And fuck all the fucking fucks that voted for that fucking morally bankrupt, linguistically retarded, con man. I mean seriously, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Your only hope is prayers & penitence. Pray the gay and covid away, and cast your vote for @joebiden to prove you have faith that God will still will trump to win”
your doctor in life and prayer,
Dr. Cometa Roja
In 2002, friends asked me to perform their marriage ceremony. I got ordained online @ Universal Life Church. They had a special that, for only $10 more, got me the honorarium of Dr. and Rabbi.
This makes me as qualified at @SWatlashoover to provide infection disease advice
If you are an @realdonaldtrump supporter, and you get covid, it is because god knows you are gay and he has smoted thee.
“No” you say “I have a wife and kids, I can’t be gay!”
But God knows!
If there’s a civil war, US society is fucked. Trump supporters have all the guns!
2020 election polls: Majority thinks US worse than before Trump elected and 40% believes civil war is possible | The Independent https://t.co/7uwGoD4dRd