Mr. Riddler

Now, with slighty more activity... maybe

[Mr. Riddler @MrRiddler85]

@FedEx didn't just drop it—they knew it was broken. They split my wood litter, taped the box shut at the terminal, and delivered it anyway. Taping over mistakes and dumping them on my porch is a bold choice.

[Mr. Riddler @MrRiddler85]

Day 3. No bending, no setting down—just a straight waist-high drop of a 50lb box onto concrete. She didn't even look back. This is how you destroy animal supplies in 2 seconds. @FedEx, explain the "waist-high yeet" protocol. (1/3)

[Mr. Riddler @MrRiddler85]

Different angle, same disregard. You can see her walk up and just let go. No hand truck for a 50lb+ load, just gravity. 60 days after my first formal complaint and the service has actually gotten more aggressive. (2/3)

[Mr. Riddler @MrRiddler85]

@Chewy @FedEx This isn't a one-off. Look at my bio. This is a pattern. And I've done my part by escalating through FedEx. Gallagher Bassett is their third party claims service (ask me how I know this). I don't understand why they keep swearing and throwing stuff at my house.

[Mr. Riddler @MrRiddler85]

Two months ago, I called out @FedEx for slamming $300 in supplies. Today? Same driver, same attitude. She audibly says "Why me? This is some bullsh—" while shoving a replacement order onto the porch. Zero change in 60 days. (1/2)

[Mr. Riddler @MrRiddler85]

I sent certified letters and spoke to the "damage team" with no resolution. @Chewy, this is why I’m done. I can't trust my animals' health to a carrier that views basic service as a burden. See you in court, @FedEx. (2/2)

[Mr. Riddler @MrRiddler85]

I sent certified letters and spoke to the "damage team" with no resolution. @Chewy, this is why I’m done. I can't trust my animals' health to a carrier that views basic service as a burden. See you in court, @FedEx. (2/2)

[Mr. Riddler @MrRiddler85]

Two months ago, I called out @FedEx for slamming $300 in supplies. Today? Same driver, same attitude. She audibly says "Why me? This is some bullsh—" while shoving a replacement order onto the porch. Zero change in 60 days. (1/2)

[Mr. Riddler @MrRiddler85]

@FedExHelp 03/17/2026. Part of me is impressed with the accuracy of the driver (5-6 foot toss to dead center of my welcome mat) but a bigger part of me ask that you please STOP throwing packages at my house.

[Mr. Riddler @MrRiddler85]

I shouldn't have to go out-of-pocket for food because a driver can't clear two steps. If @FedEx and @Chewy can’t ensure my animals' food arrives in one piece, I can't keep playing this game. @KNOE8 @MyArkLaMiss (4/4)

[Mr. Riddler @MrRiddler85]

While I’m prepping for Scrunchie's emergency surgery and Yara's recovery, @FedEx is practicing wrestling moves. I was HOME—she slammed this box so loud it set my Corgi off. She didn't even make it up my two steps before body-slamming it onto the sidewalk. (1/4)

[Mr. Riddler @MrRiddler85]

This is a habit. From misdelivering my cat’s URN to the wrong house (during a job interview!) to throwing $1,400 in @Whisker robots—I’m done. I have work to do; I don't have time to be @FedEx’s quality control. Fix the Monroe hub. (3/4)

[Mr. Riddler @MrRiddler85]

Did you see my other post? Which of the 5 incidents within the last 90 days would you like me to DM you about?

[Mr. Riddler @MrRiddler85]

Feb 16: The lowest point. You delivered my cat’s URN to the wrong house. A neighbor boy had to bring it over and interrupted a high-stakes professional video interview to get it to me. Absolute lack of basic human decency. @FedExHelp

[Mr. Riddler @MrRiddler85]

@ReviewClaim_S Hey @FedEx @FedExHelp, your service is so bad that scammers are already circling the wreckage.

Stop practicing frisbee golf with my kitten’s food and my cat’s urn at the Millhaven Rd terminal and do your job. It's embarrassing. #FedExFail #MonroeLA

[Mr. Riddler @MrRiddler85]

@ReviewClaim_S Hey @FedEx @FedExHelp, your service is so bad that scammers are already circling the wreckage.

Stop practicing frisbee golf with my kitten’s food and my cat’s urn at the Millhaven Rd terminal and do your job. It's embarrassing. #FedExFail #MonroeLA

[Mr. Riddler @MrRiddler85]

The grand finale: Jan 15. TWO @Litter_Robot 4's. $1,400 in sensitive robotics arrived beat to shit because they were launched onto the porch. @Whisker had to refund the order because of your drivers. When does it stop? (4/4)

[Mr. Riddler @MrRiddler85]

Why does @FedEx hate me? My kitten Yara is in her cone of shame recovering from a spay and just wants her @Chewy food—not a shot-put. Here is your driver TODAY (03/13) in Monroe, LA throwing her supplies. It’s a habit at this point. (1/4) 👇

[Mr. Riddler @MrRiddler85]

March 4: My @MarloContacts medical supplies. Same lazy "delivery," different week. It doesn't matter if it's a small box or 30lbs of litter, everything gets spiked or tossed like a football. @FedEx (3/4)