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Don't try to understand Women, Women understand Women and they hate each other.

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@cunextuesday11 momentum supporters?

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just heard the BBC are to issue audience with milkshakes attending question time?

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Apparently, student unions are to issue audience members attending guest speaker events, milkshakes?

[Jo 🇬🇧 @pimpmytweeting]

Oi Oi! ☀️☀️

Taxi for the Sahara Desert!🐫 ☀️
🚕💨💨💨😂😂

Soaring temperatures are giving men 'summer penises'
https://t.co/Q81cmDW0Dr

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Below in The Mail - made me chuckle. Could get bigger than Brexit.

[keli🌻 @iambandea]

Update: #NoteGate. Neighbours keep stopping to talk to me about my notes. They all find it amusing. No one knows the culprit yet but we have a sneaking suspicion of who.

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@innittrace @Mminniemoo That's 'cos I is lovable and stuff x

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Just read 25% of UK women are on some form of medication for mental illness.

That means 75% are running around untreated.

Scary.

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@innittrace @Mminniemoo

[Geraint @geraintgriffith]

I hope my neighbours have a barbecue soon or I'm going to look rather stupid with all this salmon on my washing line.

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If I was a religious man 👉 @Thadie going to stay at the Vatican this week and couldn't go due to lightening at Stanstead , I'd question my standing with big G.

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Two Strepsils in a bar and a Locket shouts 'WHO WANTS SOME'
Strepsil says to the other Strepsil 'Don't mess with him he's menthol'

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Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.

[cm @cmcalgary]

A bear getting hit in the nuts. Poor guy. #naturelovers #MondayMotivation

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Yeez, I is on my way #beastfromtheeast

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@cunextuesday11 its them facking penguins. Had to swim all the way to the other pole to eat one.

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Night twatters x

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@Mminniemoo @rackandrule @CidLives @innittrace