Micky McTattie

They call Alabama the crimson tide, call me Deacon Blues. 》insert something witty here《 Bass player regularly

[Micky McTattie @rackandrule]

Wife to husband....
Where did you get the scratches on your neck?

Husband...
Me and the guys went kayaking, when out of the blue, a seal appeared and slapped me on my neck with an octopus!

Wife...
Do you really think I'm that fucking stupid!

[Micky McTattie @rackandrule]

“I hope your next shite is a hedgehog”

Top quality reply that!

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@2LivesCid Lol, you’ve got the whinging right and maybe I’m a crybaby, but I’m definitely NOT a jock 😂😂

[Micky McTattie @rackandrule]

I’ve watched a good few World Cup games, but these two commentators are the worst by a country mile!

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I thought @ScotNational had fact checked and concluded that sex crimes were significantly down in Glasgow

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Reports of women held against there will in asylum accommodation in Royston a man has been charged with the rape of a 36 yr old women.

More to follow.

[Micky McTattie @rackandrule]

@TheTweetOfGod We’re all disappointed with you oh great Lord. Why have you never offered us virgins?

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@MajorDMalpas A bit harsh on the gaffer Major! Could Kane have passed pointlessly for 100 minutes whilst guaranteeing an overall possession rate over 50%?

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@CSG1973 Totally agree, but I wonder what the Canary headline would have been if it was GB News who had been debanked!

[Micky McTattie @rackandrule]

@geoallison Is that not the NHS procurement side of Amazon? 😂😂

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@LucyTCWife @LordLindley I’d imagined a lefty breakdown over this tweet, looking at the replies, I was right!

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@OldMackIsBack *an eco-drive 😂😂

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@OldMackIsBack I’ve had another eco-drive for 20 years and it’s never let me down, wouldn’t swap it for a Tag!

[Micky McTattie @rackandrule]

This £350 a month to house a refugee, do we get to choose the person ourselves, just like @GaryLineker did?

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@realmocktheleft Compassion 😂😂😂😂

[Micky McTattie @rackandrule]

@realmocktheleft Colour me shocked!

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@SBarrettBar I’ve always thought of Burnham as a massive fanny, never realised he had one!

[Micky McTattie @rackandrule]

@BrianSpanner1 Clarke at half time….

“Right lads, excellent performance that, 53% possession”

Captain

“We’re 2-0 down boss”

Clarke

“Possession is the key”

Captain

“I thought it was goals boss

Clarke

“You’re subbed”

[Micky McTattie @rackandrule]

Murrell arrives at prison

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@THE_SIR_HOBBY It’s a detour 😂😂