MrJoeSapsford

Father, Teacher, Love all sport - find this app both infuriating and uplifting in equal measure

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@JohnCleese I’m

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@JohnCleese The?su,zzzz9jj hi hi

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@lukeaaronmoore I’ve often been at the pub in the middle of an England World Cup QF and marvelled at all of the empty seats, thinking…. “They should have offered a pre booking service”

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@Vitu_E It’s everything we could have dreamed of as well…..

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@LozzaFox She’s born raised in Birmingham. Home is not Mirpur.

Please don’t speak of things you know nothing of.

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@SkySportsRugby How about you actually play the match so we can watch it?

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@Vitu_E Bash…. Bashir…. What’s your cut off?

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Uncanny

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@MichaelHamflett Well played, my son is autistic and is a fan of routine as well. His new favourite one is whenever I see Joey Barton on anything (which is quite rare now to be fair) I say “look boy, there’s that unbearable bellend I was telling you about”

[Louis KC @notlouisckk]

5am: Ice bath
6 am: Workout
8am: Steak and Eggs
9am: Podcast on masculinity
10am: Work and X (do not talk to betas)
5pm: Tell opposite sex to clean and cook
6pm: Pray
7pm: Eat with Trad family
9pm: Trad sex no fap no porn forever

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@LozzaFox Ooops sorry mate didn’t hear it?

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

We discuss @elonmusk on the podcast tomorrow. Someone who knows him explained that being rich and famous and quite powerful isn’t enough. What he really wants is for people to think that he is really funny. And it really makes him angry that nobody does. So he keeps trying harder. And gets angrier. And sillier. And nastier. And then ends up loving being loved by fascists.

[Tim Farron @timfarron]

Elon, forgive me, but there is no excuse for being such an utter berk about this. I’m white and a Christian. No one is chucking bricks at my church or telling me to go back to where I come from. I’m concerned about attacks on the communities that are actually *being* attacked.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Elon, fake news was posted that the triple child-killer was a Muslim illegal immigrant who came in on a small boat and was on a terror watchlist. This prompted far-right rioters to attack Muslims & asylum seekers.
I haven't seen you mention/condemn any of this?

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@piersmorgan F**k…. I agree with something Piers Morgan has said…..

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

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@andy_murray Favourite ever British Sportsman. ❤️

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@StanCollymore Fucking snooze fest…. Bring back the 4-3 days with keegan slumped over the advertising because you’ve scored a late winner!

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@Vitu_E Too fucking right. Southgate should pay the ultimate tribute to Sven this summer and play us 4-4- fucking 2 with Foden on the left. A QF loss on penalties and he never comes back from Germany as he moves in with an air steward he met on the way