Mr Simon

•I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes, I'm sleeping
•We have tomorrows for reason.🌝
•♈️ Aries
• Rustenburg📍

[Mr Simon @MrSimonMosotho]

Guys let's live!!! Spoil yourself, Be happy, Jola Even if it's JUST FOR A WEEK because life is too short no one is promise for tomorrow

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@ChelseaFC @ChelseaFC fans Do you think you are going to win the Premier league? In your dreams

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@MrHandsomeSR @MrSimonMosotho

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10 people praying for 1 man 😂😂 God just heal the sick, you'll find love thing in heaven 😂

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@Carpo_mr_ @casspernyovest 🤣🤣🤣

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@Kutlo76597597 Me

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How do you tell your boyfriend he has small dick ? Asking for a friend

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So many people hate kissing.. how do you all start having sex🤔🥴 witn a dance contest ?

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Gents what do you notice the first thing in a lady 😬 ? Ladies take notes...

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As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other one for helping others.🙏🙏🙏

So let's not lose hope on helping others 🌍⛽

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What I like about not having a car is that no one will break my car windows after a breakup

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Put your trust in God, include him in all plans you make and not forgetting my followers 🙏

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#TheBraaiShowWithCass
PEOPLE WILL LOVE YOU PEOPLE WILL HATE YOU AND NONE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU @casspernyovest
Good luck on your new journey and keep on putting North West on the map

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#TheBraaiShowWithCass
PEOPLE WILL LOVE YOU PEOPLE WILL HATE YOU AND NONE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU @casspernyovest
Good luck on your new journey and keep on putting North West on the map

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@MrSimonMosotho There are man with small dicks but they know how to handle a woman effortlessly.

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@MrSimonMosotho Small dick is where it's at. As long as a brother knows his way around the female anatomy then no complaints.

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@AurianaSibiya Summarising what you have just said size don't matter as long as the brother knows what he is doing right? #smalldicksmattertoo

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How do you tell your boyfriend he has small dick ? Asking for a friend

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@AurianaSibiya So if the table could turn could you keep a men with a small dick ? 🤔

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