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Delco Troubadour doing the solo acoustic thing.

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New Olympic sport: Eating fried chicken and driving

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The biggest lie I was ever told:

"There's a 104 days of summer vacation...."#BlamePhineas

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To the spider waiting for me in my car this morning,

I thought that we had a friggin deal.... anything indoors was off limits. You got the bigger space, bruh. Did I do something that made you want to break our agreement? If I did, my bad.

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When my kids ask why there's a Mother's day and Father's day but there isn't a "kids' day"#happyfathersday

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To the creepy, old and semi-dressed man in the swim club bathroom,

Who were you calling on your flip phone?

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Oh....you collect flattened souvenir pennies? Why not collect something normal like finger nail clippings or skin for a human mask of flesh?#why

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Finally....

A Trump appointee that we can all stand behind

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Plz consider giving me a follow on YouTube. Im only 999, 930 follows away from 1 Million.

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@English_Channel He looks like Ellis from Die Hard. “Peter, boubie, I’m your White Knight”

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@RetiredDent Whatch you got in that baaaaaaaaag?

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@BeachDog15 Did Gru do that?

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@pondermymaker Dare to dream

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@NatureReeI Nah

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@PennTrackXC you guys see any District 12 results? Looking for 4x800 in particular

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How old am I? I am "that old coffee can would be perfect for that box of screws I have in the basement" old.