@bookingcom The owner of the property I'm staying at told me you have double booked me. They offered me alternatives that were more expensive and insisted I pay through a private system. I have no where to stay less than a week before the trip. Customer Service has been useless.
@erandalljones 1. My board game idea
2. Lord of the Rings
3. Stanislavskian/Brehtian theatre techniques
4. The failings in the education sector and how to fix them
5. Balaam's ass (or any old testament bible stories)
@SuperJDW@GordonRamsay I don't know if I'm offended or flattered that you thought it was AI but I assure you that it purely came from my fever ridden brain.
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Having recently been unwell I watched pretty much the entirety of Kitchen Nightmares UK which is and always has been the greatest TV show ever created. However, it does mean I've figured the formula. So @GordonRamsay I present the start of a new episode for your approval.
15
Cut to the kitchen where Gordon is angrily shouting at Daz
Gordon - you are charging people for that. It's a disgrace. You're a disgrace.
Daz - I've never 'ad complaints. Ma mates say it's rate good.
Gordon - oh fuck off, you prick, you twat, fuck off.
(Gordon leaves)