Steve N Allen

Broadcaster & satirist.
TV: #MashReport, #LateNightMash, #Headliners • Stand-Up • Radio • Columns for Metro/CityAM/Inde etc #️⃣ Talker of uncommon sense

[Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen]

@FacileTalk We found out why was the voice of that bunny on my livestream recently. And I had to play The Crying Game song after that. So you might be better off not knowing.

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They have given Aunt Bessie a make-over, and now it's not just the burnt puddings that are smoking.
https://t.co/gftfF5NMDC

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@Proper_Memes Or TV. They're both options

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Tonight at 10pm, I'm doing an Almost D̶a̶i̶l̶y̶ Nightly livestream over on https://t.co/2VkpD1lYfm
I 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 be fun.

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@Proper_Memes I need to publish a TB guide type thing. I'll work on it.
It'll probably require colouring in.

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@FacileTalk The Cadbury Caramel bunny is the only food character that we should want to have sex with. It's simple really.

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There's a link to the vinyl now. And it lets your have a (massive - basically half the song) preview of the extra bonus track.
https://t.co/FSwC5cdeJb

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Vinyl collectors... it's coming... the "I'm Tired" EP...

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Or Amazon music.
https://t.co/Uy4q6u8BeM

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This is a throwback. I have a much nicer ukulele on the show now.

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Meanwhile, in cancel culture news... Woman suspended for saying a word. And no, not that word.
#cancelculture

[Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen]

Meanwhile, in cancel culture news... Woman suspended for saying a word. And no, not that word.
#cancelculture

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Want a burst of today's news in podcast form? Of course you don't, but we are where we are.

https://t.co/eRUlLIVoD4

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Stripped of his CBE

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@RegSimpkin Ooof, it's a family show

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@_SmartUK They'll change his strap line to, "He makes exceedingly good bumcakes."

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@ButterBallz22 Of course not. What kind of person would make a book like that?

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What I like about this book, and the other two Gruffalo stories, is that it helps to teach children how good lying is. Thanks.

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I've just realised I can definitely get this airplay on radio. I can't believe I didn't think of doing that before. 💿

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With a bonus 4th track "Jab for That" that isn't on the Spotify version. Oooh, tempting.

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@CliffordIanLom1 Thanks for listening to it. I promise I won't spend that 0.000814p all at once.

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It's a shame I've been so busy because I definitely know I could use a smidge of logic and sort this whole "who is English" thing out in seconds.

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Suggs from Madness has new knees

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@MarkAnthon49815 If only those guys would have thought of my idea, imagine how good their songs could have been.

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Hey, I've got an idea for another song. Let's make it seem like it's about a woman but it's actually about heroin. I don't think that's been done before.