Martin

Allegedly functional since roughly halfway between episodes 8 & 9 of series 3 of Round The Horne. First BBC Radio 4 “Celebrity Soup of the Day” winner.

[Martin @_SmartUK]

Due to an embarrassing clerical error, I appear to have left my body to domestic science.

[Martin @_SmartUK]

Beautiful Scottish sporting weather this weekend 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 https://t.co/vK9eaL7EBc

[Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @craiguito]

Join my oven clock support group today at 2pm (3pm)

[Martin @_SmartUK]

@_Murf Watching enviously as Baltimore’s O-line make lots of room for the runners and receivers of short throws, wondering why the Raiders struggle to make this work.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Rams WR Puka Nacua officially is active today vs. the Raiders.

[Martin @_SmartUK]

Burrow to Higgins and the momentum swing is complete

[Damian Low @DamianLow3]

She wins the weekend

[Martin @_SmartUK]

There you go, Cincy! Great throw and toe-tap.

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

Vega Ioane (knee) has been ruled out for the game.

[Martin @_SmartUK]

Bulls*** https://t.co/nmPg1TDXcC

[Martin @_SmartUK]

Huntley and the Baltimore offence have dominated this first half and should have more than 13-0 on the board.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

UK Weather Update: FUCKING WINDY

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Man, 60, killed by falling tree in southern Scotland as Storm Boelo brings strong winds to UK
https://t.co/qrKwrAr9PO

[ALL IN! AUTUMN WIND @allinautumnwind]

Lincoln Kennedy, the accidental football player. The full interview is available on YouTube. Go check it out!

#raiders #raidernation

[Martin @_SmartUK]

Live on my TV this time - Bengals vs Ravens #NFL 🇬🇧 @Channel5

[Graphk Raider @GraphkRaider]

Las Vegas Raiders | Raiders 🏴‍☠️ Vs Rams 🐏 | Livestream Play By Play 🚨 | https://t.co/HLO3uXQG5X via @YouTube #RaiderNation

[Good Law Project @GoodLawProject]

“He has said he is moving his tax residency from Switzerland to the UK in order to make ‘regular payments’ of more than ‘one or two million’ to the party.”
https://t.co/D5o0ch74e7

[Martin @_SmartUK]

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Rams are optimistic that WR Puka Nacua, who is questionable for Sunday’s game due to a calf injury, will play vs. the Raiders. Nacua was feeling better Saturday and, as one source said, “as long as there aren’t any setbacks, we feel good about him being available to play.”

[Martin @_SmartUK]

🤞🤞🤞

[Jeremy Fowler @JFowlerESPN]

Raiders RB Mike Washington Jr. (foot/back) is considered a game-time decision today vs Rams, per sources. Some optimism exists but Raiders needs to see how he feels today.

[Martin @_SmartUK]

@_Murf Without willing to jinx anything, it’s noticeable how many teams are reporting injuries every week but relatively few happen in LV…