Pete Smiff

Accountant and serial disliker of politicans of all flavours.

[Pete Smiff @RegSimpkin]

Are you here @TheSoapCompany2 ?

[Pete Smiff @RegSimpkin]

Not the best seats.... but our office this evening.

[Pete Smiff @RegSimpkin]

@UKLabour Free?

[Pete Smiff @RegSimpkin]

@jeremycorbyn @thisisyourparty Likewise.

[Grifty @TheGriftReport]

Angela Rayner has received a £61,500 advance for her forthcoming memoir.

The former Deputy Prime Minister and Housing Secretary was paid the sum by publisher Bodley Head on 13 May for a book described as “unvarnished and upfront” and “authentically Angela”.

It will detail her journey from an impoverished childhood in Stockport, leaving school at 16 while pregnant, to becoming one of the most senior figures in the Labour government.

A ghostwriter is being used to capture her plain-speaking style and Rayner will read the audiobook herself.

The book is due for publication later this year, at a time when speculation is growing about a possible Labour leadership contest.

Publisher Alice Skinner said: “Her book will be unvarnished and upfront… an empowering vision for a fairer, kinder society.”

Any guess's on the name of the book? 😂😂

[Pete Smiff @RegSimpkin]

@UKLabour He's no more and no less of a wanker than any other politician.

[Pete Smiff @RegSimpkin]

@LBC Unless I'm very much mistaken, you are a horrible cunt.

[Pete Smiff @RegSimpkin]

Fairly sure the jury will consider the case for 6 days and not arrive at a verdict. Twice.

[Crown Prosecution Service @CPSUK]

⚖️ The Crown Prosecution Service has decided to prosecute two men in relation to disorder in Southampton on Tuesday. Matt Styler, 50, and Daniel Frost, 44, will appear at Southampton Magistrates’ Court on Thursday. Read more here: https://t.co/VUBlU73ltU 👉

[Tom Harris 🇬🇧 @MrTCHarris]

It's quite difficult to say two-tier justice doesn't exist when @ShabanaMahmood last year had to intervene to prevent the Sentencing Council publishing new guidelines that said ethnic minorities and trans convicts should receive more lenient sentences than everyone else.

[Pete Smiff @RegSimpkin]

A candidate we can all support.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is: my 2026 manifesto for the #Makerfield By-Election. Makerfield Great Again! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

[Milton Friedman Quotes @MiltonFriedmanW]

“The most unresolved problem of the day is precisely the problem that concerned the founders of this nation: how to limit the scope and power of government.”

— Milton Friedman

[Pete Smiff @RegSimpkin]

Judging by the language coming from Mrs Smiff's office, she's watching #PMQs

[Cornelius @leosghost415]

Savage but true

[Pete Smiff @RegSimpkin]

@bphillipsonMP It comes with Labour using taxpayers' money as a bribe.

[Grifty @TheGriftReport]

MISSING 15 YEAR OLD GIRL - PLEASE SHARE

West Mercia Police are urgently searching for missing 15-year-old Chanelle from Shropshire.

She was last seen on Thursday 28 May and officers believe she is with 24-year-old Kyle Brayne, who is wanted on recall to prison.

The pair could be in the Bridgnorth or Oswestry areas, anywhere across Shropshire, or possibly having crossed into Wales.

Police are growing increasingly concerned for Chanelle’s safety and welfare.

Anyone who sees Chanelle or Brayne is asked to call 999 immediately. Information can also be passed to West Mercia Police on 101.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: https://t.co/n9mULJELYu

[JustG @Little_G2]

Spooky ..

[Pete Smiff @RegSimpkin]

.@SadiqKhan You got nits?

[Pete Smiff @RegSimpkin]

@Jamesjonesik8 A hefty bloke in a dress.