Mr. Trackzoot

i was once called “the dollar store james bond” by the us military

[Mr. Trackzoot @MrTrackzoot]

this is what i grew up looking at and you wonder why im bisexual

[Mr. Trackzoot @MrTrackzoot]

@ReallyLoudFart

[Mr. Trackzoot @MrTrackzoot]

@ChicagosMayor im faxing a application to clown college to your office

[tsotchke @tsotchke]

happy father's day to everyone out there carrying the weight for the promised future, so that our children will one day live in the world they deserve and not merely the one they'll inherit.

[smoe @smoemori]

"No, teacher. Hitler would never do that..."

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

“DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER!”

[Mr. Trackzoot @MrTrackzoot]

@phantomBEE2405 and as for the handling i enjoyed it it was accurate especially for a older weapon and one made later in the war…. the one i handled was not in as fine condition as yours the one you have is in very good condition

[Mr. Trackzoot @MrTrackzoot]

@phantomBEE2405 America has an exceptional number of firearms and a wide range of national origins … as for the ammunition you might have to handload them like the elderly gentleman did it’s actually not as difficult as you would imagine they have reloading data on the net

[Mr. Trackzoot @MrTrackzoot]

@RetroCoast no they aren’t i had one i got for $20 in a pawn shop and the thing never emptied a mag without jamming

someone ended up accidentally breaking it by dropping it

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

Remember: this is who is calling you a lolcow

[Mr. Trackzoot @MrTrackzoot]

you could just wash the nasty thing instead of doing all of this nonsense

[Zoom Afrika @zoomafrika1]

Amazing Ethiopian smoke bath!

Original perfume 😍

[Sage @sagebored]

Jerry: She has a penis?

George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!

Elaine: So what if she had a penis?

(Kramer enters)

Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?

Kramer: I only date girls with penises

George: Really? Why?

Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment

[Mr. Trackzoot @MrTrackzoot]

@hrdevrythng that is an asguard from stargate sg1

[Mr. Trackzoot @MrTrackzoot]

@dvb_eck @RealPostFolder i was about to say sir

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@Citrullin @ElmWho @djcows oh i really dont own those fucking things i just said that to be funny honestly though buying one now for like $13 bucks would be great just for the comedic value