Harpo’s Ego 2.0

Yup. Lost my account by cussing out a MAGAt. But I’ll find you all again. He, Him, Um

[Harpo’s Ego 2.0 @MrUncle6]

@J_A_K_2016 @EmoPhilips You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.

[Harpo’s Ego 2.0 @MrUncle6]

@JVMonte2 It seems everyone forgot about
Billy Ocean’s
“Caribbean Queen”
except me

[Harpo’s Ego 2.0 @MrUncle6]

@WorkElizab A well drink, if it’s happy hour, no tip.

[Harpo’s Ego 2.0 @MrUncle6]

@8WithaTiara They know I’m a cat person.
And it pisses them off.

[Harpo’s Ego 2.0 @MrUncle6]

@norbert5150 @RockNRoLL_85 I highly recommend her new song: “Fly”
It’s LITERALLY 25 minutes of Yoko making buzzing noises pretending to be a housefly.
I was super stoned and laughed so hard through the entire thing.

[Harpo’s Ego 2.0 @MrUncle6]

@cowincrisis Cows are way too cute to be mean to.

[Harpo’s Ego 2.0 @MrUncle6]

@RandyParent2 @inqdragon2 If it wasn’t for garbage day, I wouldn’t even bother keeping track.

[Harpo’s Ego 2.0 @MrUncle6]

@inqdragon2 The garlic bread.
I should never use the broiler. Even it’s only two minutes, once the food is under the heat my mind shuts off and only the smell of charred bread will make me remember that I had something going on in the kitchen.

[Harpo’s Ego 2.0 @MrUncle6]

@cowincrisis Good enough as is.

[Harpo’s Ego 2.0 @MrUncle6]

@inqdragon2 I had a lemon pepper ice cream in San Francisco once that was very good.
Duck fat ice cream was surprising.
I recently got a toasted black sesame ice cream from my local grocery store.

[Harpo’s Ego 2.0 @MrUncle6]

@absolutelyamyyy Hose water splashing on a hot dusty road.

[Harpo’s Ego 2.0 @MrUncle6]

@cowincrisis @RatInControl Cow knows things!!!

[Harpo’s Ego 2.0 @MrUncle6]

@kelly_ques More than I used to.
I tore my bicep moving a table on my 50th birthday. A year later I ruined my shoulder by sleeping on it wrong.
My 40s weren’t much different from my 20s; still able to throw a full plywood across the garage, but lately this mortal frame is going downward fast

[Harpo’s Ego 2.0 @MrUncle6]

@Jamesrus42 It’s a cat, duh. 🙄

[Harpo’s Ego 2.0 @MrUncle6]

@joeonthebluff @Stephsteph6767 @ChaosLensX Certainly. Being suspicious of people who are responsible for 1/2 of the gun related deaths in this country, who are also immune from prosecution, is just so silly, right? 🙄

[Harpo’s Ego 2.0 @MrUncle6]

@RetroMoviesDB That one with the dry white toast.

[Harpo’s Ego 2.0 @MrUncle6]

@kelly_ques Purple

[Harpo’s Ego 2.0 @MrUncle6]

@JMSMagnets @timruss2 Declared by who?
A bunch immigrants, right?

[Harpo’s Ego 2.0 @MrUncle6]

@timruss2 Disappointed.
We should’ve been able to deport their children.

[Harpo’s Ego 2.0 @MrUncle6]

@ddb1053 @Rclark8400 @thegirldadofc Why the hell would I care?
I didn’t vote for Hunter, you donut.