Mr. Wonder

grandpa to Will Wonder Jr. & Susan Wonder, former postman

(not official, parody)

[Mr. Wonder @MrWonderGrandpa]

What is... X..?

Google, what is X?

— Mr. Wonder joins #parodytwt #spookymonth

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@TheWilWonder Can't a man express his tastes?

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What's a strawpage

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I agree, Father Gregor also kinda...

[. @LucidBlanket]

#needthat

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@CarmenVanid Probably got on the grind before you, no offense. Been doing it since I was 45.

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Not to brag, but I beat level 20,000, currently on 20,201.

How can you make images higher quality?

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@staticfrills It's been some time since I have willingly gone to an event... I'll join...

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@fathergregorrag Why thank you Father! You yourself was quite the handsome man with all that hair, cute too.

Look at us now, loosing hair!

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Did you know that I was a postman?

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I̶̗̥̗̤͛͒͊͜ ̵͎̳͇͍͔̌͋̂̉̅̒̚͘d̴̰̙͛͊r̷̡̨̦̯̣̫̃̌͗̆̍̋o̵͕͍̿̈́̿̆̆̚͝p̷̨̝̱̻͔̱̾̋̈́̀͑̏͂͜p̷̞̐̈̃͊̚ȩ̵̲͚̎́͜d̷̢͈̱̿̿͛̒̃̆̕ ̷̫͚̜̩̜̞̊̽͊̈̂̅̕͝m̵̜͚̥͈̣̺̒y̸̧̼͕̥̯̜̦̖̏̄̽͘ ̴͉̼͖̯͖̣̦̊̚ͅp̵̩̬͒̈́͗̍͘h̸̛̩͓͉̘̺̟͎̬̉͛o̸͇͙̎̌͂ṋ̶͓̹̱͑̚͘͝e̴̛͔̮̎̿̅̈̚ ̵̻̞̿̅̒ȉ̶̧̱̏̔͒̐̃͝ṇ̵̹̻̏͂ ̴̛͍̥̦̯̣̥̭̓͋͆̇̾͒͘ṱ̷̙̀̆͒́h̷̪͎̮̉ė̶̢͖̙̳̬̭ ̷̈̈́̒

[jaune @jaunelovely_sun]

Oh come on guys, my phone isn't thattt bad either 😒

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Some old photo, dont remember when it was taken...

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Why is everyone dipping their children in tar? That's not healthy...

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I figured out how to quote posts! I don't know how to change stuff though, the small text I can't read them...

[˚.⋆꒰১ Susie ໒꒱⋆.˚ @Suciefer_arts]

🌸WHY DOES MY GRANDPA HAVE TWITTER??? HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE FACEBOOK!!!

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What's the deal with being "67 years old"? I don't get it, that's how old I am.

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@_WitchKisser I was going to ask google, but thank you kind stranger x

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Almost all of the residents is using this, is this the new Facebook?

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I keep forgetting I have this account...

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How to take a proper selfie...

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Hope you're okay...

Get well soon x

[kevin. @KevinD_Mallory]

I HIT MY LEG AND IT HURTS LIKE HELL.

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Why thank you Father
Bless the Lord as always

Who is that besides me?

[Gregor Raguel @fathergregorrag]

As this Sunday draws to a close, so too does my evaluation of the townsfolk. Don't take my judgement at heart. There is yet time to repent, seek forgiveness, and amend your ways.

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Is this Facebook?