Sïr ™Issac Blêssïñgs

Award🏆 Winning 🗽and Best🥇 Selling 📚 Author✍️(Ironical Chronicles)
Full-time Thinker ||Script📃Writer.
Environmental 🌳Fanatic
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[Sïr ™Issac Blêssïñgs @Mr_CEO_001]

If I don’t die a billionaire, don’t cry at my funeral.

I would have failed...

[Tes✨ @Tesla_tunes]

Guys don't be quiet during sex that
oh baby
Oh shit
Sweetest ever
This is sugar
Means a lot to the ladies.

[~Virgin BOy®🇬🇭🇨🇦 @vb_virgin_boyyy]

People who wear glasses and remove them during sex does it mean they only see naked things😂

[Sïr ™Issac Blêssïñgs @Mr_CEO_001]

@zion_njeri 😍

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

With the BREAK UP of JUBILEE party, ODM and BABA are now the DE FACTO RULERS of Kenya. H.E UHURU will be BEHOLDEN to them and ODM will be calling the shots till the elections in 2022. Kenyans will never see a lame duck President like H.E UHURU...he will RULE but will not REIN.

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

For the rest us, we are the grass that suffers when big bulls fight..the economy will tank, the rule of law will be over, extrajudicial killings will rise, law and order will collapse, the Judiciary will be emasculated further, devolution will be undermined, tribal politics will

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

..be the norm, corruption and waton theft will be legalized and shit will rain heavy both during the short and long rains seasons...pray we reach 2022 in one piece...and then the shit cycle starts all over again..as if we haven't had enough already...

[Eddie Butita OGW @eddiebutita]

Tufundishe kulipa rent na kizungu 😂😂😂

[Dylan Knox @dylannknox]

Alianza hii caption ya kizungu vizuri alafu Kizungumkuti ikatokea 👀

[Thecritic_j @JThecritic]

@Fact @Mr_CEO_001 What does this actually mean

[Prof Makau Mutua @makaumutua]

Senator @kipmurkomen should be AFRAID. Very afraid — every indication is that he won’t be Senate Majority Leader much longer. @orengo_james @HonAdenDuale @ahmednasirlaw @DonaldBKipkorir

[Sïr ™Issac Blêssïñgs @Mr_CEO_001]

@mnoorferuz @LucyNjo1 @Mr_CEO_001

[Fact @Fact]

Walking for just one hour twice a week increases the size of the hippocampus, the brain area in charge of verbal memory and learning.

[Lord Abraham Mutai @ItsMutai]

Check my previous tweets boss. This ain't a joke. We know your houses and properties. Analysing! This is not a drill

[Muhumuza Isaac @iamMuhumuza]

Someone ever done something for you and you feel like you have a debt to pay.
Happens to me all the time.

[Amapiano Paradise @AmaPianoPrs]

Learn to stop educating people with a tone that implies that they are stupid for not knowing something.

[Eric @amerix]

If I am not adding any value to your life, be honest and tell me.

Have I added value to your life?

[Being Pesh @PeshK319]

No matter how thirsty you are there are some people you shouldn't beg water from, they will tell the whole world they gave you red wine.