Chris Kelly

International man of dysentery 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Chris Kelly @Mr_Chris_Kelly]

@Better_UK Hello. I’ve tried calling Llanishen Leisure Centre 3 times this morning and cannot get through. Been on hold each time. Trying to book a Swim for All session for this pm, which is available on the website but not on the booking system or the app. Please can you help?

[Chris Kelly @Mr_Chris_Kelly]

@AronRrustemaj @WelshGovernment

[Phil Wang // Insta: @wangpix @PhilNWang]

it is finally ovfefe

[Chris Kelly @Mr_Chris_Kelly]

Hold on, was that it? There has to be another twist #derrenbrown we all saw the ‘red number 1’ throughout. Is it a double bluff? Did I miss something? 🤷🏻‍♂️ #anticlimax

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

A VERY important message

[Chris Kelly @Mr_Chris_Kelly]

Top night @GleeClubCardiff great sets by the charming Lloyd Langford, the unwaveringly witty father of toddling twins @tomwriggleswort and the chaotically ebullient @adamhess1 “The Queen with wet hair” will be forever in our hearts and minds. #freeglee

[Simon Blackwell @simonblackwell]

I find this very useful for remembering the clock thing.

"Thirty days hath every good boy deserves Richard of York except after 'c', divorced, beheaded, clocks go back in October and forward in March, survived."

[Michael Baggs @MichaelBaggs]

I don't think I'll ever get bored of the time a Women's Institute dressed up in pirate fancy dress to meet a man who got kidnapped in Somalia and held at gunpoint for 47 days

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Big day ahead for @Nigel_Farage and his new Brexit Party as he launches his European election campaign. Shame he forgot to register the website. https://t.co/cP6UlkdOMe

[Chris Kelly @Mr_Chris_Kelly]

@JamesAcaster Another classic today. Every letter O is a triangle when you love triangles.

[Chris Kelly @Mr_Chris_Kelly]

@alfa_romeo @AlfaRomeoUK I think your marketing team may need a little "assistence" with their spelling...

[Universities UK @UniversitiesUK]

🌎 Did you know that 78% of undergraduate students believe that studying alongside international peers prepares them for working in a global environment?

The full report, including more on the impact of international students, can be read 👉 https://t.co/Or3p8T7Jxv

[Chris Kelly @Mr_Chris_Kelly]

@BBCNewsnight @maitlis @MarcusFysh Presume our only remaining sandwich choice will be the All Day Brexit.

[Chris Kelly @Mr_Chris_Kelly]

Intern shmintern. @Rylan smashed it on @Eurovision tonight. Funny, engaging, total pro. "This is BBC4, there'll be wild woodpeckers on a minute". Sublime. #Eurovision2018 #Eurovision

[Chris Kelly @Mr_Chris_Kelly]

Wonderful documentary by @gareththomas14 on Football vs Homophobia. @PFA should be ashamed. PR disaster! https://t.co/Hj9ItqNThR

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

"I don't know whether to laugh or cry" 🌈

Gareth Thomas explores homophobia in football on iPlayer: https://t.co/OCWJ6VQRjU

[Chris Kelly @Mr_Chris_Kelly]

Unless @jobsacuk is genuinely calling for experts in burgers and bottoms, I suspect the 'Centre for Global Buns' @SwanseaUni is fictitious.

[Chris Kelly @Mr_Chris_Kelly]

A genuine pleasure to hear @JamesComeyFBI testimony. Humble, measured & even good humoured. Unparalleled professionalism. #comeytestimoney

[Chris Kelly @Mr_Chris_Kelly]

@WeAreWeSwap hello, my weswap card has now expired but I have not been sent a new one. Please can you help?