George Costanza

What kind of pants do the Mario Bros. wear?! DENIM! DENIM! DENIM! 👖😂. Marine Vet. EDM connoisseur. Frequent flyer. 44 countries and counting! 😈🐶⚡️

[George Costanza @Mr_DogTags]

As much money as people spend flying on @Delta , there's no excuse for the meal service to have such limited dairy free options on long-haul flights. In 2026?

Don't claim to be a premium airline while serving hot pockets and knock off calzones. Literally low hanging fruit

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These bitches want Nikes

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"Nothing hits better than the bag you didn't pay for"

Words to live and laugh by

[George Costanza @Mr_DogTags]

@AndrewYang Long overdue

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

i love theo von

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🖤🌕👨🏾‍🚀 @ Atlanta, Georgia https://t.co/qMR5TY94ee

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What music do Vikings listen to? Ragna-rock 🎸😂

Happy New Years @ Stockholm, Sweden https://t.co/7NToLvy5fq

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Museums are only boring if you’re boring 📷🪑🖼️ @museorallisantiago @ Santiago, Chile https://t.co/8y23gLNKYa

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Where do South American frogs live?

Chile Pad 🐸😂 @ Santiago, Chile https://t.co/wm4ngHZskP

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One of the few pics I have in Greece 🇬🇷 @ Athens, Greece https://t.co/qmRsHZ136V

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@DailyLoud EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

This is so out of pocket 😳🤯

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@UberFacts Churches being exempt from taxes

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@UberFacts OnlyFans

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@UberFacts Easily understood pronouns

[Bill D'Agostino @Banned_Bill]

As you celebrate the 4th tomorrow, remember our President's inspiring words about this great nation.

[George Costanza @Mr_DogTags]

LGBT Pride Month occurs in the United States to commemorate the Stonewall riots, which occurred at the end of June 1969. I see your true colours and I love ‘em all. Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @ The Stonewall Inn https://t.co/DhcNqQgdB1

[George Costanza @Mr_DogTags]

@Snow_Blacck * Sits back in total Coonfusion *

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The view Israeli great here 🇮🇱 @ Tel Aviv, Israel https://t.co/7UtrY1FJAU