Slop Meister

Professional Football Fan™️.

NOT FOR SALE

[Slop Meister @Mr_Football_PFF]

I have guacoma and early onset chipzheimers

[Slop Meister @Mr_Football_PFF]

I'm on that shit that made Oliver crome well

[Slop Meister @Mr_Football_PFF]

real life should have the amazon prime x-ray feature. who is this talking? what do I know them from?

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

I think its really funny that George Lucas and Disney have decided to document every single moment of Darth Maul's entire life like he's Chris Chan

[episode one @E1podcast]

Ray Donovan vs. Lestat

Who you got?

[Slop Meister @Mr_Football_PFF]

Brandon McManus? The rapist?

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The #Packers have released K Brandon McManus, who they signed to a 3-year, $15.3M deal last offseason and paid a $1M roster bonus to in March, per @AdamSchefter.

[Slop Meister @Mr_Football_PFF]

Chris Ballard jail time

[James Boyd @RomeovilleKid]

The #Colts released CB Kenny Moore II, per the team. It was a matter of time after Indy was unable to trade the 2021 Pro Bowler.

[Slop Meister @Mr_Football_PFF]

me cleaning my Amazon Rifle-15 after taking fire from Iranian children all day: Tell you what Tex, I'll trade 2 Blue Razz Ice Lost Mary's for 15 minutes with the porn you have downloaded on your phone

[Thomas White @len0killer]

David Spade should have been buried with Chris Farley like a pharaoh’s concubine

[Slop Meister @Mr_Football_PFF]

JUST FUCKING FIX THEM WHY WHY WHY ARE THEY COMMITED TO THIS DOGSHIT

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Rams new uniforms:

[Slop Meister @Mr_Football_PFF]

@tezah__ the process of realizing that was your hand was thrilling and frightening

[Slop Meister @Mr_Football_PFF]

@Nick_Cerveza $7 uncrustable would cure my woman problems

[Slop Meister @Mr_Football_PFF]

the new crusade
streaming exclusively on
paramount+

[Slop Meister @Mr_Football_PFF]

*dexter voice*
the dark passenger bekons me to hinge, like a fever overtaking my soul. Time for humiliation

[waka @flockakafka]

There’s a category of food content that’s essentially just food rape

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

Big Ed was going full on Matt Berry here lmao. Lynch’s Dune is undefeated. That French Canadian could never

[Slop Meister @Mr_Football_PFF]

Chris Ballard just one more tight end just one more tight end and it will work

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The #Colts have signed Notre Dame basketball forward Carson Towt and are converting him to an NFL tight end.

The 6-foot-8, 250-pound athlete played basketball at Northern Arizona from 2020–2024 and this past season at Notre Dame. He is top 75 all-time in rebounds.

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Sensei: you lack discipline. You jack off without purpose

Me: I jack off to bust, old man

Sensei: (wry smile) heh. You have much to learn..

[Slop Meister @Mr_Football_PFF]

@tezah__ my quarterback is transitioning omg 🥹

[Slop Meister @Mr_Football_PFF]

if I get drafted for a war definitely hitting that transfer portal immediately to see what kinda NIL money Iranian boosters have to throw around

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@Nick_Cerveza Walton Goggins has been the grinch for decades as far as I'm concerned