Uncle Jerky

[Mark Jackson @MarkJackson_NU]

Oh what a night for @NovaMBB Unforgettable!!!

[timmy rizzio (6 handicap while VP) @whatscoochio]

Today something wild happened. I more or less won the lottery of eggs. I cracked one egg into a bowl to find two yolks. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I cracked a second egg and two more yolks. Twin yolks is a 1/1000 chance. Two twins (4yolks) is a 1 in a million chance.

[Sunday Night Football on NBC @SNFonNBC]

.@NovaLacrosse Player channeled his inner-Terrell Owens by spiking his stick on the @dallascowboys Star after a game-winning OT goal...

(video via @LaxSportsNet)

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

All we got. All we need.

#FlyEaglesFly

[Uncle Jerky @Mr_GoodBarrr]

If you are in college or even high school it is time you stop going to your pediatrician!!! #growup

[Uncle Jerky @Mr_GoodBarrr]

@DieselDigz who do you follow?? middle school girls 🤨

[Uncle Jerky @Mr_GoodBarrr]

#NationalCheesesteakDay on a Friday of Lent?!? Very poor planning! SAD:( #nomeat

[Uncle Jerky @Mr_GoodBarrr]

@cauricchio0 it's "could have*" #education!

[Uncle Jerky @Mr_GoodBarrr]

@megaaanx0x your roommate probably doesn't make it much easier either

[Uncle Jerky @Mr_GoodBarrr]

Some dude payed $460 to free this lobster back in the ocean. Safe trip home big guy

[Uncle Jerky @Mr_GoodBarrr]

@Labba_Dousie I want more of this

[Uncle Jerky @Mr_GoodBarrr]

Topanga #90sKids

[Uncle Jerky @Mr_GoodBarrr]

@DieselDigz its delivery has been perfected from long days at heron glen

[Uncle Jerky @Mr_GoodBarrr]

Trump is a beast. Won the debate already

[Uncle Jerky @Mr_GoodBarrr]

Girls behind me talkin about how similar their "fake laugh" faces are in pictures! Stop...just stop

[Uncle Jerky @Mr_GoodBarrr]

@DieselDigz Rutgers is preparing for my presence by closing the Alley for Saturday's tailgate #AlleyGate

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Taxpayers are paying a fortune for the use of Air Force One on the campaign trail by President Obama and Crooked Hillary. A total disgrace!

[timmy rizzio (6 handicap while VP) @whatscoochio]

Remember when Hunterdon central played imaculatta and our super fans made Wade Baldwin cry and get benched?? Now he's In the nba #whoa

[bubba watson @bubbawatson]

Workin on my short game #usopen #sportscenter #sctop10

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

How long did it take your staff of 823 people to think that up--and where are your 33,000 emails that you deleted? https://t.co/gECLNtQizQ