phoebe

i’m larry david. i happen to enjoy wearing women’s panties 🎃 she/her insufferable
🇵🇸

[phoebe @tphoebs]

i love eating in airports. for just 45 dollars, you can enjoy a soggy pesto caprese panini with a side of haribo gummy frogs and like chex mix at 7am

[phoebe @tphoebs]

@eggsrogenisdead theres just no way he understood what was happening

[vic @CountOnVic]

I love this dumbass shit so much lmaooo

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

john travolta truly was so beautiful in his edna turnblad drag... you could tell he felt safe.

[Mar @_martremblay]

Some bobs are just too cunty, they’re forever

[lay 🍒 @cowboylikelay]

i’m genuinely in mourning

[phoebe @tphoebs]

@OpalApparition i’ve thought about this passage in wolfbird every single day since i’ve read it. it’s just so beautiful and sad and i can’t shake it.
thank you for sharing your work with us. you’re so talented and we’re very lucky <3 sorry for the assholes #riplaika

[shane hollander’s lawyer @hollanovslawyer]

First in my bloodline to read gay hockey fanfiction at the wine bar alone

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

GO CONNOR STORRIE AND GO WOMEN'S SPORTS!!!

[phoebe @tphoebs]

the only quinn i want anywhere near hudcon is the one with the fae erotica

[evil macklin celebrini @71CBRINI]

exactly

[abby @paigeblockers]

watching that locker room video actually made me sick. hard working, accomplished, talented women who just won a gold medal at the fucking olympics are reduced to a joke and framed as a burden. genuinely fuck everyone in that video.

[linds @kitsbane]

i need to learn to shut tf up

[a。 @shaneholIanders]

[GUNSHOT] [CAR CRASH] [MOANS] [SIRENS] [GLASS BREAKS] [DISTANT YELLING] [EXPLOSION] [HELICOPTERS AND NEWS TRUCKS] “... WE’RE REPORTING LIVE FROM THE SCENE-“ [AMBULANCE SIRENS] “MY LEG... MY LEG.”

[elias @beysbunny]

GAY SHIT AT THE SUPERBOWL WE UP

[morg 📚 @wet_paint_books]

zohran mamdani on a random sunday while the entire country is falling apart

[🪩 @oatmilkrry]

He finally got his wish

[🇦🇷 @sueamrican]

aperture music video without context

[Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz]

They gave him a steak with candles like he’s a dog about to die.