Lamplighter

Sellout. (Parody account)

[Lamplighter @Mr_Lamplighter]

I support trans rights

[Lamplighter @Mr_Lamplighter]

long ago, i made a promise to myself that i'd never use this account to promote my other projects.

anyway check out my webcomic

i will now never tweet again, again

[Lamplighter @Mr_Lamplighter]

help

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Holy shit I'm on the Nintendo Switch

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@LMelkline yeah fuck that shit

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@silver_circuits nice

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@silver_circuits i dont appreciate this post

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@silver_circuits hey what does this mean

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Last time I ended this account it was becuase of burn out, but I still had tweet ideas leading to me reviving the account, but this time I’m just actually out of tweet ideas, so I don’t see myself reviving this account again. Anyway time for lamplighter to die again!

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I think it’s kind of obvious I’m running out of material for this account, and it’d be pretty poetic to end the account on the 1 year anniversary of it, so I think this will be the final tweet

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Why does everyone in hell call me vinny

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What a lovely morning, my rooms made of needles

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Calamus is drinking air freshener in an attempt to gain ultimate power

[Lamplighter @Mr_Lamplighter]

Check out my new podcast “Glen terrorism, and why it’s a good idea”

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Lamplighter and magpie suck co. Is slowly growing and no one knows who’s expanding it or how it’s happening. Lings cafe became a part of it last night and a whole apartment building got absorbed. This is alarming to say the least

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I’m putting antifreeze in kips coffee

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Kip told me my hat was stupid

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I’m buying antifreeze

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The refuge is flooding with red phosphor, it’s a good time to teach children about its low pH level as their flesh melts

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New store item: “Captain crunch: Oops all squares!”

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Magpie and I are merging our shops together into one mega mall called Magpie and Lamplighter both suck co.” Come by if you ever wanna see your son again