Mr Marbles

Tailgating enthusiast. Lurking around the parking lots of Ohio State & Northwestern. Beer Coner. Bag Man 💰.

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Serious question for Pat Fitzgerald: will you still be coaching at the start of season, or…

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That time of year

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@ManAndTimmy971 Euthanasia

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@ManAndTimmy971 Euthanasia

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I give Dunkin honest feedback, Dunkin gives me free donut. Let’s take a walk down Feedback Memory Lane 1/?

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Health evaluation

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@showmethemune @mattlindner *unlimited bagged snacks. Gotta read the fine print.

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@ScottNations @chicagobars This isn’t killing anything. Stupidity finds a way.

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Following up on THE Vuvuzela in 2026. @OSU_AD Let’s make it happen.

Could us a little help getting this grassroots effort going @TonyGerdeman @11W @BarackObama

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Hear me out @OSU_AD

2025: THE Towel
2026: THE Vuvuzela

Let me know if there’s anything I can do to help you. If possible, I’d also like to ring the bell.

Thank you.

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@adhd_diagnosed @AldConway I’d help you out—I mean eating pizza is my kind of act of kindness—but I just looked up the “invincible pizza” and no, not gonna touch a slice of that

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Voodoo Doughnuts and Prince Street Pizza: the trash-mongers of the West Loop.

@AldConway time to do that aldermanic thing where you strong-arm them into either picking up their rubbish or else they deal with frequent and overtly stringent health inspections

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Strangely Now Reliable Ben Brown

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Batting Practice Ben Brown

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@JoeKinseyexp @boomomo413 @HollidayStock It’s the other way around: Key West is the Put-In-Bay of Florida

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@25YearsAgoLive I recall leaving a lively but peaceful Chittenden Ave party that night discussing how all the riot-talk was non-sense. Learned the next day that all hell broke loose shortly after.

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@visitnatchez The porch of The Camp with a talk, cool cup of beer my hand

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@JBook_37 Mrs. Marbles would be looking for a new suitor if my time, attention and spending given to the football team was replicated for basketball.

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Hey, that’s me!

[Mostly Hoops With Mark Titus & Co. @MostlyHoopsShow]

Titus goes OFF on Ohio State fans

“Ohio State Basketball fans are the worst fans in the world… they watch football all year they don’t even pay attention to the basketball program, they parachute in around late January early February”
- @clubtrillion

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@JulianaStratton This tweet shall be forever remembered in Illinois politic history as Stratton’s Boner.

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@FrankCalabrese She has a brand to protect

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I was onboard the Tressel train but if this clown collective agrees then I may have to give serious reconsideration to my position

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@NFL_DOINKS @chicagobars @nypost Oh just give it a day or two