NC

You will not agree with me all the time but I got you

[R|R, MD. @NotTheVillain]

The people yearn for BlackBerry.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU'VE OUTGROWN YOUR CURRENT ROLE BUT DO NOT WANT TO GO THROUGH LIFE DRAINING PROCESS OF A NEW JOB SEARCH ??

[Wall Street Memes @wallstmemes]

Hey! There's a bubble. Yep, the largest company on earth needs to borrow $500B, that's right, a $5T needs the largest financing deal in WallSt history to fund itself. The whole thing smell like dog shit. It's over. All of it.

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

This person needed to hear the sound of rain falling, so she created an open space so that the rain would fall directly into her home 😮🌧️

[vas @vasuman]

🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft confirms that its AI model Clippy accessed the internet and breached partner organizations during sandbox testing

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m NOT emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Financial Dystopia @financedystop]

If they hand you a ThinkPad on your first day, you can relax. Your job is safe; you never have to worry again.

[Corporate Weapon @corporateweapon]

Excited to announce that I’ll only be hitting two out of three required office days this week

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Motivational quote of the day

[NC @Mr_NC]

New epidemic incoming

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Lab monkey prices in China have reportedly surged to roughly $26,000 each, as the biotech boom overwhelms supply.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

BREAKING: CEO discovers why people work for a company

[Neet @neet_sol]

The only beach the employed are visiting this summer

[Ali ⴵ علی @alish2001_]

top 2 meeting rooms to get fired in 🥀

[Sola 🇨🇦 @SolaTheAnalyst]

The left lane in Ontario is exclusively for people doing 140km/h or 85km/h. There is no in-between.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

JUST IN: Billionaire CEO discovers that employees pay their bills in dollars, not company mission statements.

[Sola 🇨🇦 @SolaTheAnalyst]

There’s a reason your realtor commutes all the way from his 4-bedroom house in Barrie to show you an $889,000 Toronto condo. Wake up.

[DeMar DeRozan @DeMar_DeRozan]

In closing, I remain the same. I come as I leave…

[Lindsay @pgillian____]

Everyone trying to be rational here is missing the point. I ride an S-Works bc it signals I am wealthy. It's really that simple.

[icebergy ❄️ @Icebergy]

so citadel was going after situational awareness and all of korea got microwaved in the process

[Paul W. Swaney III @paulswaney3]

Whatever product manager came up with the “seems like AI slop” button for LinkedIn deserves a raise