Mister Scuttlebutt

Author with the writey-words. Narrative salesman.

[Mister Scuttlebutt @Mr_Scuttlebutt]

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@pokalum @MeechFromPallet Done https://t.co/bVXQV0PWa8

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@Buddhakb1 @MeechFromPallet Gotcha https://t.co/bVXQV0PWa8

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@MeechFromPallet Here we go click time https://t.co/bVXQV0PWa8

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[doc hudson @dochudson_]

Doc Hudson has passed away.

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

I got a garlic injection to avoind feeling bad. But, now I feel bad.

[Folk Horror Revival 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @folk_horror]

On Jan the 5th in the Rauris Valley, Austria, Schnabelperchten, strange beings with large beaks creep round homes checking they are clean. If they're not, they slit your belly open with scissors and fill it with all the dirt #GothicAdvent #FolkloreThursday
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[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

Giddy up Jinglehorse, for fucks sake. Pick up your feet, you cunt.

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell]

why

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Pervert King

United States Census, 1920

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

ADHD is a perpetual loop of feeling you're falling behind, working yourself into exhaustion to prove you're not lazy, and then suddenly hitting a wall of burnout.

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Have a great weekend

[Mister Scuttlebutt @Mr_Scuttlebutt]

Good stick

[SorryHat 𝕬𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝖆𝖙 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕷𝖆𝖜📓 @sorry_hat]

Finding a stick like this.

[wint @dril]

cow boy boots should cost $0.00

[Mister Scuttlebutt @Mr_Scuttlebutt]

WHO. IS. TOMMY. BAHAMA.

[Mister Scuttlebutt @Mr_Scuttlebutt]

This motherfucker tried to push a pigeon off his head like three times then just gave up and let it live there.

[BBC Archive @BBCArchive]

In 1969, BBC News spoke to Mr Glynne Wood - who had a pigeon living on his head.

[wint @dril]

i ve invented an AI that can smoke Cigarettes

[dasharez0ne.bsky.social @dasharez0ne]

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