Captain Underpants

I like to walk around in my underwear sometimes and think I’m a super hero, saving hot moms and wives

[Captain Underpants @Mr_TJaySimms]

Someone wants to volunteer to put lotion on my body after I shower? #Uncircumcised #uncutdick #blackcock #bigblackcock #BBC

[Captain Underpants @Mr_TJaySimms]

I wish I had a hot wife #cumslut #hotwife #cuckold

[Captain Underpants @Mr_TJaySimms]

The things I wish I could do to @BustyBexx 🤤🙈🤦🏾‍♂️

[Captain Underpants @Mr_TJaySimms]

I wish I was dropping this on someone’s face or in a throat #bbc #blackcock #cuckoldbull #cumshot #cum #cumfacial

[Captain Underpants @Mr_TJaySimms]

Wataa

[Captain Underpants @Mr_TJaySimms]

Tell your mom I said hi!

[Captain Underpants @Mr_TJaySimms]

That arch looking like the bridge to better life

[Captain Underpants @Mr_TJaySimms]

You walk into the office and see this….whatchu doing

[Captain Underpants @Mr_TJaySimms]

I’ve now nominated myself as @urdreamgirlash personal cyber security so yall better talk nice

[Captain Underpants @Mr_TJaySimms]

Somebody take my phone away…

[Captain Underpants @Mr_TJaySimms]

@urdreamgirlash THE WIGGLEEEEE

[Captain Underpants @Mr_TJaySimms]

At this point pleaseeee give her her fucking credit. Half yall mad cause she won’t or DONT response to small minded (and dick) individuals so in hindsight she can still see thru yall be just at a different angle.

[Ashlie Leona @urdreamgirlash]

Also stop leaving rude comments I am not slow, I am not retarted, I am not mentally ill , I have a lazy eye , which is one eye that vision is less than the other eye which does make it go to the side occasionally, leaving mean and rude comments it’s uncalled for.

[Captain Underpants @Mr_TJaySimms]

@urdreamgirlash Who is yall???

[Captain Underpants @Mr_TJaySimms]

@urdreamgirlash

[Captain Underpants @Mr_TJaySimms]

Yall can’t she ain’t in the top in small wait woth a PHATTTT ASS yall sleep as hell

[Captain Underpants @Mr_TJaySimms]

Oh my lawd

[Captain Underpants @Mr_TJaySimms]

@DavidPattt Nahhh @urdreamgirlash HANDSSS DOWN got her beat