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[Ziii @Mr_Ziii]

This !!!

[aloy ejimakor @AloyEjimakor]

If this thing is sold in Nigeria, there may not be anyone left in the country within one year. And Lagos will be the main transit point. Lol.

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Again, what figures did they see on the Irev portal last election? How bad was it? 😂😂😂

[Moe @Mochievous]

Actually this is a “class action” I can get behind on my own dime. I’ll have a team do some preliminary research and if we decide to pursue, I’ll give an update. We need more public interest litigation.

[Senior Man @Seyi__]

Keyamo named KWAM 1 "an ambassador for proper airport security protocol" after K1 tried to stop a plane from flying. Now he has to pretend to be very aggravated by a parking dispute. Oshiomole disrupted flight operations, he wasn't this pissed. Lmfaoo

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The wildest part about POVERTY is how much time it steals. Waiting for buses. Calling assistance offices. Comparing grocery prices. Fighting insurance. Sitting at laundromats. Being poor is a second job nobody pays you for.

[Adedoyin🧡 @orangetechwoman]

pausing ep2 when it starts downloading a little bit faster than ep1. i don't like cheating. first-come, first-served

[Everest @novieverest]

I have refrained from saying anything about the video Festus Keyamo posted, the reason is that I blame Peter Obi. I cannot exonerate him.
It would be wrong even as an OBIdient to watch that video and not have some blame for Peter Obi. Unless you are not a true Nigerian.
I will drop some questions.

Is it possible to find any politician of Peter Obi's calibre that vulnerable? If Peter Obi moves with a convoy of security personnel, no airport boy would be able to clamp his car. The reason an airport boy got close to his car to clamp it was the same reason Reno Omokiri had access to him at the airport.
HUMILITY.
APC boys are talking about one police man. Are they aware that Peter Obi is entitled to DSS protection?
Being humble in Nigeria comes with a price and that's what PO is paying.
Nigerians don't rate humble people, they see them as weak people.

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

I will always bet on people who are committing to God their actions all the while stumbling and struggling. Struggle is good, it means you reckon that this present version of you is suboptimal.

[dede @derinmama]

the righteous thing to do is to turn down a gift if accepting it would affirm a desire you have no intention of reciprocating.

[justine @MachJustine]

an idiot in motion goes further than a genius at rest

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

I am a witness God can set you free, because I could talk for days about what he has saved me from.

[Mr. Czar @Mrczar_]

If you sell used cars, be careful - the next few years will be rough for you, and you may not have a business by the time the wave that is coming is done:

The reason is because the Chinese have set their eyes on Africa, and when they move - it is usually aggresive price cut that favors volume over margins.

Which means they will sell better and more recent cars at a cheaper price and at first you will laugh at them; but they will win.

It is how people laughed at Opay at first (a bank with no branch) but now Opay is used by almost everyone.

...but car is not like the banking sector, a cheaper car & better car will FORCE everyone else out.

Wait till they are done countering all the lies about parts and engine not being strong; once they enter a market - they find the biggest objections and they get to work towards countering it. That work has started. Goodluck everyone.

[Yẹmí—Ìdàmú Ànọ́bí. @KR3Wmatic]

When Christians don’t live like Jesus, people are disappointed.

When Muslims don’t live like Mohammed, people are relieved.

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

A few years ago, I couldn’t allow you randomly use my Instagram without getting jittery about my search history/explore page.

but recently, I checked my instagram, it’s all so gospel centric, I could actually cry. L

There were days I prayed for this, deleted and uninstalled the app in frustration of how much indecent content crowded my feed and auto video suggestions.

Super proud of this miracle that God has wrought in my life. People to share Godly content with and a safety in which to grow and be recommended growth from my friends.

God, thank you for seeing me in those moments, and for answering these quiet and sometimes frustrated prayers of mine. You deal in the impossible, and I am happy to keep following your lead Lord, your ways are good, your discipline is tough, and it’s ultimately for my good to be on your side.

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

I'm 31. I'll be 69 by the time Nigeria finish paying the 2015-2026 debts. This year alone, BAT has added $7.77bn this year alone.

So I made a tool that tells you how old you'll be when Nigeria finish servicing some of the 2015-2026 debts. Vote wisely.

https://t.co/zUCDgYm1oe

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Dear @mehdirhasan

This lying double-mouthed dishonest aide called Daniel Bwala that you publicly exposed his hypocrisy to the world a few months ago, now claims Al Jazeera “apologised” to him over your interview with him.

Please is this claim true?
And if true, what exactly did Al Jazeera apologise to him for?

Dear Nigerians,
Pls retweet until @mehdirhasan sees this and publicly responds to clear the air.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

"Kenneth Okonkwo said as my spokesperson he has so many hidden things that if he is provoked or sued, he will bring out and that's the only thing I'm suing him for - to bring those things out..."

Peter Obi clarifies why he is now suing Kenneth Okonkwo. https://t.co/79vaaQosZs

[Jude Ụkadịlọnụ 🇳🇬 @jude_ukadilonuu]

How it started vs How it is going

[🎉 Amaterasu: Ama-no-iwato arc @GirlTucci]

Don’t ever assume the president doesn’t know what’s going on.
He’s a master of weaponized incompetence
He knows
And he’s wicked

[Incognito Wombat @IncognitoWombat]

@Z1R343L Mesmerize- proto-hypnotist Charles Mesmer
Sideburns - General Ambrose Burnside
Chauvinist - Loyal Napoleon follower Nicolas Chauvin
Boycott - Notable asshole Charles Boycott
Dunce - Failed theologian John Duns Scott
Jakanape - Jack Napis, First Duke of Suffolk