Mike Ritchie

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The three-pump rule. Hingle McCringleberry taught. It's on us all to listen.

[Daniel Turner @DanielTurnerPTF]

In 2021, Joe Biden’s Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm said, “The president does not control the price of gasoline.”

What changed?

[Matt @_MattAnthony]

You can literally talk to the real Jesus for free.

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@peta Shut up nerd

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

Been at ESPN a long time - this one was an all timer. Before social media, it was as viral as a story can be. I watched it on a tape in the news room. I couldn’t stop watching his teammates.

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

A woman who worked as a housekeeper for 30 years to support her son’s dream of becoming a pilot broke down in tears when she finally flew on his plane

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

This sister thought the name of her niece was just a joke...until the tears started flowing! 🍼🥹❤️

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

The gym culture we LOVE to see. If anyone knows the man in the orange shirt, please tell him on behalf of the entire internet and gym community, THANK YOU. We need more like him in the world. ❤️

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Detroit man got upset & emotional after finding a 6-year-old girl lost in the cold with no shoes. He walked her over 10 blocks to school and made sure she was safe. “Some parents don’t deserve kids.” 👀❄️🙏🏽

[Mark Schlereth @markschlereth]

Haha! You think guy are sitting around the locker room M-F watching @FirstTake that may be the dumbest and most arrogant thing ever said on television.

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

Dawg we had it so damn good

[Chase @Chase6D]

Drake Maye is a 23 year old. I promise you he is not sitting down every morning and watching “First Take”

No one under 45 is.. I’ve never met anyone who sits down at a TV and watches ESPN.

We only know who these guys are because we like making fun of how dumb they sound on the internet.

[Jeff Bell @4WhomJBellTolls]

I bet ESPN could replace first take with two guys sitting at a desk cracking jokes and talking through highlights for an hour and replay that three times between 6-9 am and viewership would spike.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨WILD🚨🚨

#GIANTS RB CAM SKATTEBO CELEBRATED A THOUSAND SUBSCRIBERS BY SHOTGUNNING AN ENERGY DRINK OUT OF A CLEAT.

🤣🤣🤣

CRAZY MAN.

[Barstool Cleveland @BS_Cleveland]

BERNIE KOSAR IS HAVING HIS SURGERY TOMORROW MORNING!!

Get well soon, @BernieKosarQB

[doogs @d00gs]

Like him, hate him. He’s the funniest person of all time.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Alex Singleton said he “wrestled with the decision to share such personal information publicly. However, if doing so helps even one person decide to pay closer attention to their body, then it is worth it. Early detection saves lives and spares loved ones.”

[Mike Ritchie @Mritchie17]

@PatMcAfeeShow @tyschmit #IDontWantToOverreactBUT the Cleveland Brahns are the worse run organization in all of professional sports. Stefanski needs to Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath himself out of the league

[Shawne Merriman @shawnemerriman]

This is completely out of pocket even for me 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Carlie Irsay at the trade deadline