MrithaFallen

[MrithaFallen @MrithaPureBlood]

@iluminatibot The day I earned my first paycheck as a ternager. Went from joy to pissed off as quick as it took to open it up. I had plans to blow every cent on dumb stuff for myself.

[MrithaFallen @MrithaPureBlood]

@DrenchedInVenom @usabluestocking @Morbidful Pedos aren’t people.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

A Minecraft player Christopher Slayton, spent two months intricately designing our entire universe in Minecraft. Here is the result:

[MrithaFallen @MrithaPureBlood]

@TimothyImholt @ChefReactions I’d wait that long for a burger from my brother. But then the cow came from his backyard recently so it’s just a tad different.

[MrithaFallen @MrithaPureBlood]

@ChefReactions I can hear the screeching of the climate activists from here.

[MrithaFallen @MrithaPureBlood]

@Space7not8 @sethdampson @cooltechtipz I did.

[MrithaFallen @MrithaPureBlood]

Finally got my main account back! @Mritha_Fallen

[MrithaFallen @MrithaPureBlood]

@ChristosA89 @cooltechtipz Unless they’re paying rent they can get the fuck out of my house.

[MrithaFallen @MrithaPureBlood]

@sethdampson @cooltechtipz As someone who has had both in the house at one time or another, I would much rather have one snake in my walls than a horde of rats. Granted the ideal situation is neither, but since there wasn’t an explanation on how to remove the snake I’m just assuming it lives there now.

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

looks like we have another coincidence on our hands

[Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 @lavern_spicer]

My dumb ass friend Gloria just called me gloating about how Democrats won big on abortion last night.

I said yeah, that’s wonderful because it means y’all be stopping future Democrat voters from coming into the world.

She didn’t know what to say to that.

Then I said, for every black baby that ain’t born, it’s a racist Democrat somewhere cheering in the background.

She hung up on me.

[Prequel Memes @rPrequelMemes]

Sleep is more important https://t.co/5Bab3TACB8

[Clinton @614clinton]

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and just cover your own !!!

You'll be a lot happier and live longer!

#614clinton

[iamyesyouareno @iamyesyouareno]

Spot the difference.

Diversity only works one way.

[Clinton @614clinton]

Last night we went to Red Robin to get one of those gourmet hamburgers.

A woman with a salad walk past me in the restaurant and said,

"You know a cow died so you could eat that burger."

I said, "Well yeah, if you weren't eating its food, it might have lived.

#614clinton

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

Da fuq

[MrithaFallen @MrithaPureBlood]

@Michael94267904 @LuckyMcGee @D0nnasue1 Unless you’re starving better to cut him loose and keep hunting for another one. He won’t taste good after all that.