Clare Holmes

Marketeer. Trash TV addict. Gourmand.

Views my own, no one else gets credit for this gold.

[Clare Holmes @MrsAPartridge]

@laurenbroadhead A valid response to the insurers I feel...

[Clare Holmes @MrsAPartridge]

@laurenbroadhead Noooo! That just ridiculous!

[Clare Holmes @MrsAPartridge]

@TomHourigan I know!! We had the same shock back in May when we specifically booked a ferry so our little boy could run around outside and get a hot lunch only to find both were gone! Just a sad little panini and a smokers deck now 😞

[Clare Holmes @MrsAPartridge]

The perfect joke, I can never not retweet this when my timeline is blessed with it.

[Clare Holmes @MrsAPartridge]

@Rois_cyberstuff Who woke Daisy up?! She does not look happy about it 😂

[Clare Holmes @MrsAPartridge]

@TomHourigan Congratulations Tom! Have an amazing break 🥂

[Clare Holmes @MrsAPartridge]

@laurenbroadhead Please update when you deploy the stabby knife technique 🔪❄️🔪❄️🔪

[Clare Holmes @MrsAPartridge]

@laurenbroadhead Don't! Mine needs doing too 🤦‍♀️

[Clare Holmes @MrsAPartridge]

@laurenbroadhead Geri needs to have a word #girlpower

[Clare Holmes @MrsAPartridge]

@jimmymc I wouldn't bother too much, it's basically a lovechild of Scrabble & Mastermind (the original board game), not quite sure what the fuss is about!

[Clare Holmes @MrsAPartridge]

Thought I might as well see what all the fuss was about

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[Clare Holmes @MrsAPartridge]

@Daniel_Plume @Hermesparcels Noooooo 😭 although I shouldn't be too surprised, they once delivered the suits for our wedding to the bin outside my house... on bin day

[Clare Holmes @MrsAPartridge]

Morning @Hermesparcels I seem to have a parcel that's stuck in limbo - simultaneously delivered to a locker (with no PIN provided) 2 days ago and still out for delivery - can you help? Your chat bot just goes round in circles. Thanks!

[Clare Holmes @MrsAPartridge]

And now you've returned it?! Without even trying to deliver?!

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[Clare Holmes @MrsAPartridge]

@laurenbroadhead Who's the hostage in this situation? You or your clients? 😂

[Clare Holmes @MrsAPartridge]

@laurenbroadhead Bonus points if they didn't talk to you either 😌

[Clare Holmes @MrsAPartridge]

@laurenbroadhead Oh. My. Goodness. 🔥