Michelle Appenheimer

I like funny things and ironic pizza.

[Michelle Appenheimer @MrsAchelle]

I’m just a cool mom trying to make it big in a small city with only my iPhone 3s.

[Michelle Appenheimer @MrsAchelle]

Fran.

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@CityofVancouver this keeps happening (someone parked across the alley exit) and I am unable to get out. (My parking is behind our home and we come and go only through the alley). Not sure what to do about it. I have a picture of license plate as well.

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Wow... hello

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Thought I was on Twitter, realized I was on Pinterest. #itsbeenawhile

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Help make it happen for 'Boots for Benny!' http://t.co/pM1BM4Aq3P #indiegogo via @indiegogo

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Cheering for New England just to be obnoxious. #superbowl

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@sufjanstevens heard you don't like dinner, but I'm stoked to hang out anyway!

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Excercise....ex-ar...size...eggs are sides... For bacon.
Bacon.

[Michelle Appenheimer @MrsAchelle]

What even is the point of unsalted chips? #chipmistakes

[Michelle Appenheimer @MrsAchelle]

Today: I lost a tooth (via dentist). I lost an entire tiramisu after discovering newly bought mascarpone is moldy. #nothanks #dentistbills

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Click (here) to become a #registerednurse #justkidding #babycpr #iworkout #actuallyijustdocpr

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First aid courses: bringing people together very quickly... #personalnonbubble #youhaveniceeyes 🏥

[Michelle Appenheimer @MrsAchelle]

I spend 10 minutes trying to think of something clever every time I tweet. #highexpectations #fail

[Michelle Appenheimer @MrsAchelle]

@charlenexoxox @Loriannelove @aidanmpauls ME TOO OKAY. Yesterday I watched a YouTube of different versions of the line "fiyero.. FIYERO!!"

[Michelle Appenheimer @MrsAchelle]

No joke: I have re-written my resume for various jobs so many times. And EVERY TIME I write "skillz" instead of "skills". #gangstaproblems

[Swanson Quotes @SwansonQs]

"There's only one thing I hate more than lying; skim milk which is water that's lying about being milk"

[Michelle Appenheimer @MrsAchelle]

Just doing my taxes... ✌️

[Swanson Quotes @SwansonQs]

"Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing... Zero stars"

[Michelle Appenheimer @MrsAchelle]

Life update: it's still raining. #yvr