🍎🍇Jinx/Seraphina Cipher🍉🍓

-Any Pronouns
-21
-that one oomf who doesn't play about sanrio

[🍎🍇Jinx/Seraphina Cipher🍉🍓 @MrsCipherPines]

finally making an intro post for anyone who wants to read it (I've never made one of these before so sorry if it's not great?)

hi! my name is Jinx (any pronouns) and I'm a 19 year old yume. my full list of f/os is:

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

New cat species discovered in over 100 years

Scientists have identified Leopardus tilcayo, a tiny wild cat found in Bolivia’s Yungas forests. The discovery began with a wildlife sanctuary reporting a “weird cat” and was later confirmed through genetic research

[Space @KidNamedSpace]

things to say to your doctor
- let me speak to the illness 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆
- 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵
- are you 𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗱
- i brought my own 𝘀𝘆𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲
- you have 6 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱𝘀 to diagnose me
- do you feel 𝗶𝗹𝗹
- go ahead and 𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 for me

[Evil Man @EvilestVillain]

CHANGE YOUR MINDSET:

“I could’ve prevented it…”
I LET EVIL OCCUR.
“I can’t do it.”
I simply need to hire NEW HENCHPEOPLE.
“It’s too difficult.”
Even MORE henchpeople.
“It’s all my fault…”
I’ll GLADLY take credit.
“When will I be happy?”
I will NEVER be happy.

#mindovermatter

[Fluffels @Garb4geEat3r_]

TOP 10 INDIE GAMES YOU PROBLABLY NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE 👇👀
Undertale (1985)
Doki Doki Literature Club (2017)
Five Nights At Freddy's (2014)
Sonic The Hedgehog (1991)
DELTARUNE (2025)
Yume Nikki (2004)
Super Meat Boy (2010)
Among Us (2018)
Binding Of Isaac (2011)
Minecraft (1854)

[azu @azu2137]

Fuck yeah bro, For You page. Mormon forced feminisation erotica it's For You dawg it's lit

[Lark @king_of_limb]

girlfriend: how am I supposed to feel loved in this relationship if you're unable to love yourself
fully nude gnome sprinting under the table and going so fast his giggle has the doppler effect: HOO ʜᴏᴏ ʰᵒᵒ ͘͘͘
me: what the hell was that
ex-girlfriend: you always do this

[🩷A N A 🩷 @Ana_Kinska]

J’ai rompu mes fiançailles à quelques mois du mariage à cause d’une grippe.

Il a chopé une grosse grippe et je me suis occupé de lui pendant qu’il était malade, repas, petit dej, pharmacie.

La semaine suivante c’est moi qui me suis retrouvé clouée au lit.
Il vient me voir « tu te sens comment? »
J’avais 40 de fièvre et je faisais que dormir. « Tu veux manger un truc ? »
Première fois qu’il propose ça, je lui dit que oui ça me ferait du bien de manger, et ça me touchais qu’il aille s’occuper du repas pour une fois.

Il est revenu avec un paquet de blanc de poulet et une fourchette 💀 me la balance sur le lit et est partit manger parce qu’il s’était fait à manger mais pour lui.
Carrément j’avais envoyé un Snap à mes potes tellement j’étais choquée.
Plus tard il revenu me voir en me demandant si j’allais mieux et m’a sortit « en vrai une bonne douche et tu vas mieux comme ça tu peux me s*cer »
Le lendemain je le quittais.

J’ai compris qu’on vivait pas dans la même relation et je refusais de continuer à vivre avec quelqu’un qui ne me respectait pas.

(Et ça c’est juste la goutte de trop dans un océan de saloperie que j’ai vécu)

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

[Elliot Rockart @kvetchbian]

“Daddy went home to heaven to live with Jesus” -> gay
“Daddy is on a work trip with Jesus to afford your blueberry budget” -> perfect, places the blame on the toddler’s extravagant habits, implies he will return once he and Jesus secure the bag

[John the Malicious Wizard 🧙‍♂️ AAI6&7 @patriotrans]

people who complain about not having aa7 when they haven't even finished the series yet are always so funny to me like you're on game 3 out of 11. what are you upset about

[Om Nom @Cut_The_Rope]

it's world suicide prevention day

https://t.co/vGOR4Hf0zl

please stay

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

The homeowner saw on the security camera that a bear was playing on the outdoor swing every day, but couldn’t get on. So he had a bigger swing built, and this was the result.

[Karen Resorcé @hr_unhinged]

An employee messaged me today:

“Do we get the Kirkiversary off?”

I stared at the message for a while.

Not because I didn’t understand the question.

Because I needed to understand his intent.

So I replied:

“Can you clarify what Kirkiversary means to you?”

He said:

“I just want to know if we’re working.”

Interesting.

Transactional.

No reflection.

No reverence.

Just immediately looking for a day off.

So I scheduled a Kirkiversary Eligibility Meeting.

Mandatory.

He joined and said:

“Wait, this is a real meeting?”

Not the energy I wanted.

I asked him to explain why he believed he deserved Kirkiversary off.

He said:

“Because everyone keeps talking about it.”

Exactly.

Peer pressure.

By lunch, I released the official Kirkiversary Attendance Policy.

Kirkiversary is not technically a company holiday.

However, employees may request observance leave if they can demonstrate a meaningful connection to the occasion.

Acceptable documentation includes:

A written statement.

A personal reflection.

Or an action plan to spend the holiday traveling to a college campus to yell at students.

[Archie 🇦🇺 @ArchieBPistons]

I like this version more

[Odd Steam Reviews @OddSteamReviews]

The Sims™ 4

[Danielle @catrahark]

I’ve said this before but centering writing around tropes only works for fanfiction bc readers are already invested in the characters due to the source material. If I don’t already know the characters idc if there’s only one bed. Make me care about them and their dynamic first

[Fable @6dollarballoon]

rare brutus sighting and with massive boba eyes no less