May The Lord Have Mercy On Stringy Bob

Northerner (can wash),
I once saw a man going mad with a mallet in Millets

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@SpagFlying Meh

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@Mr_ian_B Aye, our Pan's bag

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@JamesMelville Meh! It's got nothing on Donald Pleasence and the 1970s warnings about swimming in disused quarries and ponds. Still remember it now although I never tell the Mrs when she goes off "wild swimming"

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@MichaelBensonn @gloryglorytott Good work fella.

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@GertieB1950 @haveigotnews No. I couldn't give a flying fuck. Actors, pah

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@annemilne5 @haveigotnews Or Ukraine

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@DonEford @Academic_owl @caminante_norte 1st world problems eh?

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@caminante_norte A gate

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@robstaton Kurt Zuma would have cleared it away quicker

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@lauralexx Steal a car, fill up with fuel and just drive off. Torch car at destination. Repeat. Saves a fortune

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@ThatEricAlper "To tweet or not to tweet, that is the question"

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@ThatEricAlper Most pornography

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@ProfBrianCox I preferred Constable Knapweed

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@WorldBollard when I tell my grandchildren this happened, they won't believe me

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@SkiptomyLoulou @Coldwar_Steve Can I pick Italy?

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@swanseastones The Bible. God knows who wrote it though

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@YuckyTom No. Because I wasn't

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@graythespoons or is only important if the victim is from this country and the perpetrator Muslim? just asking for a friend......

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@graythespoons or this lovely man
https://t.co/6dNyNqbZ5E