Mandi Malozzi

One part city girl, one part mountain girl, but mostly a homebody. Jordan Catalano Generation. Volunteer for @momsdemand It’s the guns. She/her.

[Mandi Malozzi @MrsGinger303]

Starting to feel like my two main purposes in life are to convince people that COVID is real and that they should keep watching “Schitt’s Creek” beyond the first season.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I’m now a single issue voter

[emily may @emilykmay]

there's nothing as humbling as having to coerce your 3yo into eating already kid-friendly foods, like i'm negotiating for him to take 2 bites of a hot dog that is likely 60% microplastics and his resistance would make you think it's asparagus.

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

this Kate Middleton situation has fr got me feeling like a flat earther

[Mandi Malozzi @MrsGinger303]

I’ll never forget my first Thanksgiving with my in-laws when I opened the can and tried to scoop the cranberry sauce into a bowl. My father in law screamed from the other room.

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

It saddens me to know that somewhere in America, right at this very minute, a well-meaning person is being hornswaggled by a recipe for some ginger-mandarin cranberry compote nonsense when the perfect cranberry sauce already exists and can’t be topped.

[Mandi Malozzi @MrsGinger303]

@joelnewton @JeffcoSchoolsCo This is amazing! Congrats! JeffCo needs your voice on the board 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Maria DeCotis @MariaDeCotis]

I’m deceased

[Mandi Malozzi @MrsGinger303]

@clhubes Sure sign he’s about to get sick.

[Mandi Malozzi @MrsGinger303]

@arvofart The worst nice guy ever

[Mandi Malozzi @MrsGinger303]

@mylestanzer Mute! But never unfollow 👀

[Mandi Malozzi @MrsGinger303]

@PowellsLeftArm It’s a trade off: you’ll have access to much cooler areas with a van, but the take down/put up is a pain. It’s worth going for the van for a couple of years while the kids are young! And if you decide it doesn’t align with your camping style, it will be easy to sell here in CO.

[Mandi Malozzi @MrsGinger303]

Happy Rex Manning Day to all those who celebrate 🕺🏼✨

[Mandi Malozzi @MrsGinger303]

@Jaredewy @PowellsLeftArm Another vote up in Boulder: The Village Coffee Shop. Tiny hole in the wall who have great green chili and excellent French toast. All of my favs in Denver are gone.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

“I wish you well”

[DaveHolmes.bsky.social @DaveHolmes]

Another common pattern in many of these shootings is the use of guns.

[Mandi Malozzi @MrsGinger303]

I will die on this hill.

[Mandi Malozzi @MrsGinger303]

@JillFilipovic I’ve noticed a regional component to this question as well. When visiting my husband’s family/friends on the East coast it’s often the first question I hear when meeting someone new, but here in Colorado, I’ve noticed people are far more interested in other aspects of your life.

[Mandi Malozzi @MrsGinger303]

@MayVOrtega This is a real banger in our house:

https://t.co/uWhiVFUydu