Mrs Matthew Hopkins

I amst the wyfe of the Wytchfinder General, keeping hys house, imps and voles clean while he poketh and proddeth wytches

[Mrs Matthew Hopkins @MrsMattHopkins]

@FE_EngineTwo Parfnyppe #parfnyppe

[innocent drinks @innocent]

Nothing like a board game to really bring the family together at Christmas time.

[Mrs Matthew Hopkins @MrsMattHopkins]

#parfnyppe

[Conrad Hackett @conradhackett]

STATISTICS OF THE YEAR:
Americans killed annually by

All Islamic jihadist terrorists 9
Armed toddlers 21
Lightning 31
Lawnmowers 69
Being hit by a bus 264
Falling out of bed 737
Being shot by another American 11,737
https://t.co/OSAtlR8jnK

[Mrs Matthew Hopkins @MrsMattHopkins]

I hath notte yet heard yon Wham's Lafte Chriftemaf. Thank fukke.

[Mrs Matthew Hopkins @MrsMattHopkins]

Parfnyppe!

#parfnyppe

Tys as irrev.. illerev.. ivver.. poyntleffe today as twas thenne. https://t.co/O46KFHEmhp

[Mrs Matthew Hopkins @MrsMattHopkins]

Parfnyppe!

#parfnyppe

[Mrs Matthew Hopkins @MrsMattHopkins]

I doth lyke yon Mafter Pratchett's Death O' Rats - ytte doth fqueak, and it hath an tynye scythe. Also, tys oftimes a bytte of a cunt.

[Mrs Matthew Hopkins @MrsMattHopkins]

@Slippery_Jack Pah! And yon twatte doth ne'er bryngge me one backe! Nng!

[Mrs Matthew Hopkins @MrsMattHopkins]

@MiloJames2 Parfnyppe! #parfnyppe

[Mrs Matthew Hopkins @MrsMattHopkins]

@GlassboyBob @Wytchfinder_Gen Aye. They art moftlye shytte at plumbynge an' all!

[Mrs Matthew Hopkins @MrsMattHopkins]

@MilosParrots Aye. We do myffe @Wytchfinder_Gen biglye.

[Mrs Matthew Hopkins @MrsMattHopkins]

@MilosParrots It may hath been a requefte, in whych event it art lykely he hath expired from fruftration. @Wytchfinder_Gen

[Mrs Matthew Hopkins @MrsMattHopkins]

A vole on a ftryngge art a shytte fubftitute for a yoyo. But it pysseth them ryte off, so there art thatte. #finderwyfetyppes

[Mrs Matthew Hopkins @MrsMattHopkins]

.@Vole_Facts Voles jufte want to haveth funne.

[Mrs Matthew Hopkins @MrsMattHopkins]

Paha! Thysse! https://t.co/u0PxiwxvBO

[Mrs Matthew Hopkins @MrsMattHopkins]

Paha! Thysse art yon outfyde wall o' myne fcullerye! https://t.co/LNXIgfgKUa

[Vole Facts @Vole_Facts]

All in all, Pink Floyd voles are just another brick in the wall.

[Mrs Matthew Hopkins @MrsMattHopkins]

I hath lofte track o' yon shytte that hath been lefte in myne gardenne synce Chryftemass! Fukkesakes! #fynderwyfetwelvedays

[Mrs Matthew Hopkins @MrsMattHopkins]

@MilosParrots I hath nay idea, fadly. @Wytchfinder_Gen

[Mrs Matthew Hopkins @MrsMattHopkins]

Lafte nyte I did'ft fynde 5 plaftic curtain rynges on myne doorfteppe. #fynderwyfetwelvedays

[Mrs Matthew Hopkins @MrsMattHopkins]

Someone hath lefte four crowes in myne gardenne. And the fukkers art squawkynge lyke fukkery! #fynderwyfetwelvedays