Alison Mitchell

[Alison Mitchell @MrsMitch919]

Y’all really hate us healthcare workers don’t you? ✌🏻😘

[Alison Mitchell @MrsMitch919]

@skims let’s develop underwear for our fupa. That new underwear line is cute but I got an ass in the front if you know what I mean. Nobody has fupa friendly undies.

[Alison Mitchell @MrsMitch919]

The wait at @tacobell’s drive through should be ILLEGAL. 20 minutes. Haven’t ordered. Cant back out because if it’s a single lane deal.

[Alison Mitchell @MrsMitch919]

@CodyRaich When the day met the night

[Alison Mitchell @MrsMitch919]

Why do I never realize my eyebrows are uneven until I’ve reached my destination.... like way too fuckin late.

[Alison Mitchell @MrsMitch919]

@CodyRaich I dunno man I’d tag Levins and Isley circa 2010

[Alison Mitchell @MrsMitch919]

@GovMikeDeWine This isn’t going to help much you need to shut things down is healthcare workers are DROWNING and your communities are DYING.

[Alison Mitchell @MrsMitch919]

@LtGovHusted @GovMikeDeWine YOU SHUT DOWN THE STATE

[Alison Mitchell @MrsMitch919]

I just had a pump talk with myself in the mirror telling myself that I am in fact NOT the angel of death. I’m just a COVID nurse.

Meanwhile the fucking president said his contracting of the virus was a “miracle.”

How are y’all doin? I’m not great.

[Alison Mitchell @MrsMitch919]

IF I HAVE TO SAVE ONE MORE KAREN’S FUCKING LIFE I SWEAR IM GOING TO GIVE UP AND BE A FUCKING ACCOUNTANT.

[Alison Mitchell @MrsMitch919]

@CodyRaich When I was pregnant their fettuccini slaps

[Alison Mitchell @MrsMitch919]

Dear future billionaire: Roomba for your yard to pick up dog poop. Charging station is also compost pile.

You’re welcome.

[Alison Mitchell @MrsMitch919]

@gmitch27 for the record Alex is still discussing the done-ness of those steaks ☠️

[Alison Mitchell @MrsMitch919]

@NotJanie Shit when I was a broke bitch in college i would park illegally on campus knowing it’d be a $30 ticket just so I could sleep in.

[Alison Mitchell @MrsMitch919]

When postpartum depression and working a COVID unit hit you at the same time

[Alison Mitchell @MrsMitch919]

I just finished cleaning my child’s vomit out of my hair and mouth.

We will no longer be playing airplane. Ever.

[Alison Mitchell @MrsMitch919]

@CodyRaich I’m still mourning the death of the Battlehawks it’s too soon

[Alison Mitchell @MrsMitch919]

@gmitch27 Zoom classroom

[Alison Mitchell @MrsMitch919]

My husband said to me: “I’m so sorry that you are living and working in the world we’re all afraid of.”

You should be afraid.
Everyone should be afraid.

If you haven’t SEEN COVID KILL, don’t fucking talk to me about what the “truth” is.