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had a dream I was king woke up I was caesar salad dressing

[riff @MrsNickYoung]

did you know that i only have one vote but bill gates also only has one vote so by pemdas i am basically bill gates

[r @rq1qi]

going through my 5th grade diary

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@ tech bros please find a way to turn on captions in everyday life i will give you all my money

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alright 2022 will be the year i start warming up leftovers because i'm tired of eating cold + hard rice

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

What worries me about the rise in Covid cases is not my own health. I will be fine. I am worried for the beautiful women out there

What if a beautiful woman catches covid and becomes lonely? What will happen to them? It breaks my heart 💔 All I can do is pray 🙏😭

[riff @MrsNickYoung]

@bagiamaianh reTWEET

[Average NJ Enjoyer Fan @AvergNJEnjoyer]

We’re not the same

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still not over how they took pluto away from us

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

you want me to drink water. the thing that killed jack in titanic

[riff @MrsNickYoung]

new jersey is taking 2 naps per day bc there’s actually nothing else to do

[christopher yin is in his bean era @justyincase]

rlly took a bunch of bay area kids in for thanksgiving just so they could nap at 1pm listening to all too well 10min version

[riff @MrsNickYoung]

@merry________ i support this content

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@pierrepressur don’t u have somewhere to run to or something

[riff @MrsNickYoung]

today i started and also submitted a paper worth 50% of my grade at 11:59:50... 15 min later and my blood is still racing

[riff @MrsNickYoung]

ready to join the corporate world if that means no homework on a weekend

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brb trying to cure seasonal depression with pumpkin cinnamon ice cream

[riff @MrsNickYoung]

im cold and these grapes aren’t making me any warmer

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not a day goes by where i don’t embarrass the shit out of myself

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@bagiamaianh what if you dipped steak in cow milk

[riff @MrsNickYoung]

@danadelsol you are the pretty and coolest 🥺🥺

[riff @MrsNickYoung]

was super careful and even took off my new white shirt when eating but of course i just spilled coffee all over it 🥲🥲

[riff @MrsNickYoung]

i could really lounge here in the sun's warm glow listening to that one guy playing jazz, reading a book, drinking sangria, and watching dogs frolic forever

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boston is clearly the superior city and continues to live in my head rent free😩😩