christopher yin is in his bean era

hackerman; prev @penn

[christopher yin is in his bean era @justyincase]

@sushierice you cant be “gas”lit by dude who drives a tesla

[susan @sushierice]

living in SF is just being gaslit into thinking 1 hour is “not that far” and 60° is “warm” and $20 is a “cheap” meal

[christopher yin is in his bean era @justyincase]

met a dude who’s never gotten bloodwork because he doesn’t want his life to be ruined by “spoilers”

[christopher yin is in his bean era @justyincase]

“high school doesnt prepare you for the real world”

oh yeah, then how do i know every rule to pickleball, a game that emerged out of obscurity only 6 years later

[christopher yin is in his bean era @justyincase]

if i were el*n i would be so much better at capital distribution. why are we trying to conquer space when we haven’t domesticated bears (i want a pet bear)

[christopher yin is in his bean era @justyincase]

im going through wild extremes of being careless about covid and then struggling to rationalize the risk of long covid. like 1/4 of my company got covid last month but i still feel like im being unreasonably antisocial for masking 8hrs straight

[christopher yin is in his bean era @justyincase]

ive probably increased how boring i am by at least 10x since the pandemmy

[christopher yin is in his bean era @justyincase]

@http_silky start a family

[christopher yin is in his bean era @justyincase]

**while 🫠

[christopher yin is in his bean era @justyincase]

day 3 of trying not to make eye contact will changing into my gym clothes under the highway overpass to work out at the park. like homelessness LARPing. living the sf white liberal dream

[christopher yin is in his bean era @justyincase]

pov: u flashed the entire muni system

[christopher yin is in his bean era @justyincase]

who tf needs that much soy sauce

[吉川真人🇯🇵深セン @mako_63]

コーラと焼き小龍包の重慶イノベーション

[christopher yin is in his bean era @justyincase]

@Karl_Roush not in this quarter’s okrs

[christopher yin is in his bean era @justyincase]

tech bros can solve 3Sum in O(n^2) time but cant get a text back from sum 1 thats so embarrassing for me

[delian @zebulgar]

gonna build a high frequency trading algorithm

that automatically scans quarterly earnings calls

the first time post-IPO, DEI is mentioned, immediately open a massive short position

$$$

[christopher yin is in his bean era @justyincase]

i will not know peace until public transit looks like this

[Amazing Maps @amazingmap]

The Mississippi River and its tributaries

[christopher yin is in his bean era @justyincase]

what does peanut butter taste like to dogs. like their standard of living is dog food

[christopher yin is in his bean era @justyincase]

u ever like 5 tweets in a row. like wow i have no opinions of my own

[christopher yin is in his bean era @justyincase]

babe wake up… dinosaur covid variant

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

COVID Update: a new highly mutated variant nicknamed Centaurus (BA2.75) is emerging around the world.

Even as BA.5 makes its mark in the US, Centatus has 11 unique mutations from BA.5. This gives a strong clue for what the future holds. 1/

[christopher yin is in his bean era @justyincase]

toy story but its a roach who lives amongst all your things and moves so quickly you never know hes there