@malzbeauty Okay beauty guru I need your help! About 6months ago changed birth control and went to a non hormonal method. My skin went crazy I’ve never really had a skin care routine. What do you think a good skin care routine should look like?
@oliviagatwood I’d be so pissed if a partner did that because apparently the sheets are also still perfectly on the bed! Bitch I gotta remake that shit!
There’s all these tweets about midwesterners saying “ope.” What really needs to be talked about is the phrase “Welp” you use to express an unspoken need hidden by a desire not to inconvenience anyone after a particularly good conversation but it really is time to get going
Unbelievable! We used a @SouthwestAir kiosk to check in for our flight and the kiosk said we had to see an attendant to check our bags. 1.5 hours later we get up to the counter and we didn’t need to do anything special. Just checked bags like normal. Love waiting for nothing.
@malzbeauty I ran into a glass wall infront of like 8 people like two months ago.
When I was 17 I fell down like 20 stairs in the front of the grocery store I worked at infront of my crush.