Mrs Pontifex (Pope)

Just your everyday Papal wife. Gets through a lot of Daz.

[BRIDGET & JOAN’S DIARY @BridgetandJoan]

Here's our special Christmas song, dearies! We hope you like it. X
http://t.co/nJMzqvNGrv

[Mrs Pontifex (Pope) @MrsPontifex]

I wish he'd wash his own feet occasionally!

[Mrs Pontifex (Pope) @MrsPontifex]

Oh great, NOW Frankie tells me he's got to go and do some speech! He'd better hurry up - I've got a carvery booked for midday.

[Mrs Pontifex (Pope) @MrsPontifex]

A big day for Mr @Pontifex tomorrow - Countryfile and Antiques Roadshow.

[Mrs Pontifex (Pope) @MrsPontifex]

Frankie's popped to the Vatican pub to celebrate St Patrick's Day. I just hope he doesn't end up wearing some kind of silly hat.

[Mrs Pontifex (Pope) @MrsPontifex]

It wasn't easy choosing a new husband. Especially now I've got this electric fire.

[Mrs Pontifex (Pope) @MrsPontifex]

So, the first Argentinian Pope? Well, it takes two to tango . . .

[Mrs Pontifex (Pope) @MrsPontifex]

My husband's very upset about leaving his job - he's really going to miss his company car.

[Mrs Pontifex (Pope) @MrsPontifex]

Oh God, as if I don't see enough of him already!

[Mrs Pontifex (Pope) @MrsPontifex]

Oh dear, I warned Mr @Pontifex about drunken tweeting. Luckily everyone thought it was Latin.

[Mrs Pontifex (Pope) @MrsPontifex]

I really must give @pontifex a bib the next time he eats spaghetti napolitana in his cassock. It's costing a fortune in bleach.

[Mrs Pontifex (Pope) @MrsPontifex]

At last Mr @Pontifex has finished his speech! Now we can get on with our traditional Christmas game of Grand Theft Auto.

[Mrs Pontifex (Pope) @MrsPontifex]

Typical man, my husband - still hasn't bought my Christmas present. It'd better not be another bible, that's all I can say!

[Mrs Pontifex (Pope) @MrsPontifex]

My husband reckons it's not the end of the world tomorrow. Which is a huge relief I must say - I've got bingo at eight.

[Mrs Pontifex (Pope) @MrsPontifex]

I'm not happy - just found out it's the Vatican Christmas party this Friday and apparently wives aren't invited!

[Mrs Pontifex (Pope) @MrsPontifex]

I have to admit, like most wives, I don't know exactly what my husband's job is . . I think it's something to do with computers.

[Mrs Pontifex (Pope) @MrsPontifex]

Wish I could afford to get my husband a new car for Christmas. It's so embarrassing when he shouts 'To the Popemobile!'

[Mrs Pontifex (Pope) @MrsPontifex]

Mr @Pontifex is so hard to buy for at Christmas. He just told me he wants world peace and an end to famine. I've got him socks.

[Mrs Pontifex (Pope) @MrsPontifex]

He's gone to church again. And I was hoping to go to Ikea. Sometimes I think he loves God more than he loves me!

[Mrs Pontifex (Pope) @MrsPontifex]

You can say what you like about my husband's job but our cellar's always full of red wine. And choirboys.