Rebecca Dodd

Old soul, Christian, wife to @DoddJustin, mother, teacher, and member of DKG 🌹

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

Today a spider was hanging from the ceiling, and my students noticed it but continued to take notes and pay attention to my presentation. That is how amazing I am at classroom management.

I’m kidding. It was absolute chaos. Students screamed, until I caught it.

[Rebecca Dodd @MrsRebeccaDodd]

@DoddJustin 😂

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

I have a stray eyebrow hair that's ruining my wife's day apparently.

[Rebecca Dodd @MrsRebeccaDodd]

@DoddJustin Let me finish that for you…

Me: *Tells joke to wife*

*Silence*

Me: *Repeats joke to wife*

Wife: “Oh no, I heard you.”

Me: *Proceeds to tell joke again and laughs hysterically for the both of us*

[Rebecca Dodd @MrsRebeccaDodd]

@DoddJustin

[Seinfeld @SeinfeldTV]

Which Jerry costume would bring home the best Halloween candy haul?

[kindminds_smarthearts @kindminds_]

If you’re not using the seeking part of hide-and-seek as an opportunity to tidy up as you say, “nope. Not in here.” you are doing it wrong

[Rebecca Dodd @MrsRebeccaDodd]

@DoddJustin

[kindminds_smarthearts @kindminds_]

If you’re not using the seeking part of hide-and-seek as an opportunity to tidy up as you say, “nope. Not in here.” you are doing it wrong

[Daniel Tiger @danieltigertv]

It's the first day of fall, neighbors! What are you looking forward to most this season?

[Rebecca Dodd @MrsRebeccaDodd]

@DoddJustin 👀😆

[Satirical Mommy @SatiricalMommy]

70% of marriage is getting excited to watch a show together then falling asleep 10 minutes later

[Rebecca Dodd @MrsRebeccaDodd]

I want adult pants to have those little built in adjustable elastic bands like toddler jeans.

[Rebecca Dodd @MrsRebeccaDodd]

@DoddJustin

[Rebecca Dodd @MrsRebeccaDodd]

@DoddJustin

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

"Why do they always use a picture of Kevin? I am SO much better looking."

[Rebecca Dodd @MrsRebeccaDodd]

Went school supply shopping for my own child for the first time…

[Rebecca Dodd @MrsRebeccaDodd]

There really should be some sort of alert sent to parents warning them or upcoming growth spurts. That way we can be prepared for when our child randomly wakes up one morning no longer able to wear any other their clothes.

[Rebecca Dodd @MrsRebeccaDodd]

@DoddJustin I’m not sure I can call it a bonus nap when I don’t wake up and realize I dozed off until 3am 😅

[kindminds_smarthearts @kindminds_]

The thing toddler sleep “experts” seem to be willfully ignoring is that if you lie down with your child to help them sleep, you get a little bonus nap too.

[Rebecca Dodd @MrsRebeccaDodd]

@DoddJustin his wife isn’t the only one! 😂

[Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 @mahnamematt]

My wife gave me a grocery list and included aisle numbers where stuff is located so I wouldn’t pester her while I was in there.

[Rebecca Dodd @MrsRebeccaDodd]

@DoddJustin

[MumInBits @MumInBits]

My husband took a few m&ms, then left the open packet and walked away. I waited a full 24 seconds but he didn’t come back so I legally finished the rest of the packet

[Rebecca Dodd @MrsRebeccaDodd]

@DoddJustin

[Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking]

i forgot to set the trash can out and missed the pick up. handing in my dad card. i have failed you. i have failed me.

[Rebecca Dodd @MrsRebeccaDodd]

It should be illegal for places to not have a changing table in the restrooms. Especially the womens restroom.

[Rebecca Dodd @MrsRebeccaDodd]

@danieltigertv Our little one learned to ride just this week!