MrsSellersSHS

I am an English teacher living my best life by the beach

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

I had a medical student shadow me all day in oncology clinic and, when I asked them at the end what surprised them the most, they paused to reflect & then said “the hope”

[Bored Teachers @Bored_Teachers]

#teachingin2022

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

FRANKENSTEIN IS ACTUALLY THE DOCTOR, NOT THE MONSTER, EXCEPT HE'S NOT EVEN A DOCTOR AND THE FACT THAT HE REJECTS HIS CREATURE MEANS HE *IS* A MONSTER BUT THE CREATURE BEING VICTOR'S SON MEANS HE'D TAKE HIS FATHER'S NAME SO THE CREATURE IS ALSO TECHNICALLY NAMED FRANKENST—

[Trevor Packer @AP_Trevor]

A truly inspiring increase in AP English Literature scores this year, the result of years of effort from AP teachers and an accumulation of powerful data from colleges on how well AP students are performing in further college English courses after placing out of the intro course:

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

My thoughts on the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[MrsSellersSHS @MrsSellersVHS]

@RAD_is_awesome This blaming the teacher for everything mentality is one of the reasons there is a teacher shortage.

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Meanwhile, inside the box, Schrödinger's cat plans its revenge.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

my toxic trait is that the godforsaken creature I brought into this cruel world said "I'll be with you on your wedding night" in what was obviously a barely veiled threat to my wife and I was like "I bet he means me"

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Darcy: My feelings will not be repressed.

Elizabeth:

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Never forget.

[Zach Lentz @ZachLentzRTR]

Happy Festivus!

[FOX8 WGHP @myfox8]

Festivus 2021: Here's what to know about the holiday 'for the rest of us' https://t.co/ppfiw5DzkF

[Brad Williams @funnybrad]

It’s the Winter Solstice, the unofficial holiday for all dwarfs. It’s the shortest day of the year

[Darren Shan @darrenshan]

Spider-Man: No Way Home was great entertainment (albeit half an hour too long - why do so many films now insist on hitting the 2 and a half hours mark?!?). Quite moving too at times. Loved seeing some old faces return. The perfect film for this Christmas season.

[Randy Quaid @RandyRRQuaid]

For 10 million dollars I’ll stand on your front lawn myself in a white bathrobe with a big hose, smoking a cigar and drinking a beer. This is a special discounted limited one time offer good til Christmas Day.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on board?!

Victor Frankenstein: (raises hand) I actually dropped out of university. It's a really interesting story if you have a minute

[Arizona Cardinals @AZCardinals]

Retweet if your favorite team is still 4-0.