Mrs Tunmer

Fuck you.

[Mrs Tunmer @MrsTunmer]

Of all the things my mind has lost, I hope it misses me the fucking most!

[Mrs Tunmer @MrsTunmer]

@FNBGuy help please

[Mrs Tunmer @MrsTunmer]

Eat your food! There are starving kids in Africa!

But we are in Africa Mommy? South Africa! 🇿🇦

Yes and you're gonna be starving if you don't eat your damned food!

Ooooh!

[Mrs Tunmer @MrsTunmer]

South African Level 1 lockdown!

2 crocodile breeding and rearing facilities have lost their breeding stock into various rivers and dams after heavy rainfalls, here's to ours not being the 3rd 🤣🐊❤🇿🇦

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

i use humor to deal with most things cuz murder is heavily frowned upon

[Mrs Tunmer @MrsTunmer]

@RogueGod 💔

[Mrs Tunmer @MrsTunmer]

To #belesswhite or to be guilty of #culturalappropriation that is the new question...

[Adrian @adrianmyreality]

How long into a marriage do men start to lose their hearing?

[Mrs Tunmer @MrsTunmer]

True story, 2 seconds ago my little daughter, clutching her stomache in agony as her birthday treats started rumbling around, hollered "I'm going to the bathroOoOom!!"

FUCKING GOOGLE PLAY THE NEWS THINGY POPPED UP!!!

From the mouths of babes!
P.S we're watching you too!

[Mrs Tunmer @MrsTunmer]

OMG...

Eve's snake and apple were just Adam's dick‼

[Mrs Tunmer @MrsTunmer]

2020 South Africa edition‼

Torturous attacks, invasions and murders of white farmers, food shortages are imminent.

Race wars about shampoo for dry hair, several stores trashed and looted.

Corruption. Covid-19 corruption.

Junk status economy.

And many more.

[Mrs Tunmer @MrsTunmer]

Hungry, bored or horny? 🤭

[Mrs Tunmer @MrsTunmer]

@BubbaWallace And I thought South Africa had problems 😅

Losing your mind over a pull string...jeepers guy, insecure much?

BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!

[Daz? @HomeProbably]

I WILL NEVER BE SILENCED.

*phone dies*

Well, fuck.

[Mrs Tunmer @MrsTunmer]

She should have been shot dead in the head but she loved how she hated to live and bleed instead.

[Mrs Tunmer @MrsTunmer]

Zero social distancing on the streets but open shoes are forbidden...my poor fucking ingrown toenail is going to kill me before Corona can 😅🇿🇦

[Mrs Tunmer @MrsTunmer]

It's a hard farm life, freestyle gym 😅🐴🐊❤🇿🇦

[Mrs Tunmer @MrsTunmer]

#ZOL