Adrian

Just here for the laughs. Reaching out to those in need. Wife/mom. Severe allergy to bullshit.

[Adrian @adrianmyreality]

@Feisty_Ginger_6 Good morning ☀️

[Adrian @adrianmyreality]

@JustaJok3r Holy fuck 🤣🤣🤣

[Adrian @adrianmyreality]

I’m at that age where I don’t care how I look in a bathing suit, as long as my X-rays, cat scans and MRIs look good I’m happy

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Some people make it easy to understand why animals bite us.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

I don't want to brag, but I’ve learned that the secret to a good life is simple: stop expecting, start appreciating, and keep moving.

[Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99]

I knew our Twitter love was over when she started talking about her battle with buttock heat rash.

[Dammit Bits @DammitBits]

You know what I do when I see someone wearing a mask in public? Mind my own fucking business and worry about my damn self.

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

My coffee pot has provided me with more inspiration than most people I've known.

[Adrian @adrianmyreality]

@JustaJok3r Honestly I’m not a fan of anal either

[Adrian @adrianmyreality]

@JustaJok3r Did he not give you candy

[Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99]

People at work love me because of my strong work ethic and that I’m a hot piece of ass in khaki Dockers.

[Adrian @adrianmyreality]

@turtledumplin Hot mama

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

You can drive erratically people, but I'm sure you cannot drive erotically . . . smh

[Linda @turtledumplin]

I’d love to come across as sexy and mysterious but I’m the type of person that chokes on air and walks out of my slipper.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

I wanted to text you, but then I remembered we don't talk anymore.

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

The most beautiful minds belong to the most disturbed people.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Twitter is a great place to meet ew people.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

I told the waiter my fish was dry.

The waiter said they had to take it out of the water.