Mrs Winchester Chap

The better half of @WinchesterChap #Winchesterchapetteproblems

[Mrs Winchester Chap @Mrs_Chap]

So thats where you were! "@WinchesterChap: Laura Robson is looking tired. My bad, we were up all night shagging in the Abbey Gardens sandpit

[Mrs Winchester Chap @Mrs_Chap]

Touché "@WinchesterCity: @WinchesterChap We are busy concentrating on the track for the CycleFest event in August! http://t.co/28Xta7O3Q6"

[Winchester Chap @WinchesterChap]

When you walk into The Eclipse and your like where the fuck is the rest of it? #WinchesterChapProblems

[Mrs Winchester Chap @Mrs_Chap]

@LucyDunn3 @AnnaAndSavage @WinchesterChap how did you know that was us? Nobody knows what we really look like

[lucyvictoria @LucyDunn3]

me and @AnnaAndSavage spotted @WinchesterChap and @Mrs_Chap lookalikes at our work today #uncanny

[Winchester Chap @WinchesterChap]

#10factsaboutme Although my penis may be small, I have a flashy car and massive ego to cover it.

[Mrs Winchester Chap @Mrs_Chap]

@_dani_ross @WinchesterChap Boring? Moi?

[Mrs Winchester Chap @Mrs_Chap]

@Bar3one @WinchesterChap We don't need another child, The nanny and the Au pair have their hands full already.

[Mrs Winchester Chap @Mrs_Chap]

"@WinchesterChap: @Mrs_Chap @Sunseeker_Intl i'll get you the sunseeker if I can play golf with the chaps one sunday every month." Deal!

[Mrs Winchester Chap @Mrs_Chap]

@WinchesterChap so you're not going to buy us a new @sunseeker_intl at the Southampton boat show then? #birthdaypressie

[Mrs Winchester Chap @Mrs_Chap]

@WinchesterChap @pandpwinchester I wanted to look at the yachts

[Mrs Winchester Chap @Mrs_Chap]

"@WinchesterChap: Oh yeah. And nobody knows who @WinchesterChap is. #Mwahahahahahaha" Except for me

[Winchester Chap @WinchesterChap]

Just submitted my plans to Winchester City Council to rename Stanmore Lane The Jeremy Kyle Mile.

[Winchester Chap @WinchesterChap]

Those public toilets in Middle Brook St. #WinchesterChapProblems

[Mrs Winchester Chap @Mrs_Chap]

"@WinchesterChap: "Dont worry! I've had my jabs." Did you pick up your passport? They might not let you back in.

[Mrs Winchester Chap @Mrs_Chap]

.@WinchesterChap is off roughing it in Southampton to watch to football. #footballwidow #winchesterchapetteproblems

[Mrs Winchester Chap @Mrs_Chap]

@WinchesterChap is that a fact you have learnt from experience?

[Mrs Winchester Chap @Mrs_Chap]

@WinchesterChap Maybe I would spend more time in the Kitchen if you got me that new one you have been promising me for the last 6 years!