Mrs. Chompy

Corrections officer

[Mrs. Chompy @Mrs_Chompy]

@Buckethatheada1 I don’t even know what a hanta is.

[Mrs. Chompy @Mrs_Chompy]

@Gato_parodia 😁

[Mrs. Chompy @Mrs_Chompy]

That time I tried working as an Avon lady. https://t.co/BsfvncMPSP

[Lemma the Optimist @DoctorLemma]

In Australia, a man named Alfie Date moved into a retirement home at the age of 109. About 12 hours after he arrived, two of the nurses came to his room and asked if he could knit. He could, he’d been at it since 1932.

They told him about a program asking volunteers to knit tiny woolen sweaters for an endangered species called Little Penguins. The sweaters stop oil-covered birds from cleaning themselves with their beaks during a spill, because the oil is toxic if they swallow it. Alfie said yes. He spent his last two years knitting hundreds of them. He was lost in 2016, at 110.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

No way! He is like a puppy. 😂

[MaryCate Delvey @marycatedelvey]

Goodnight friends!

[Mrs. Chompy @Mrs_Chompy]

@gatorgar @IfindRetards Save me a bite.

[Mrs. Chompy @Mrs_Chompy]

@life0fStacy13 It’s horrible! 😟

[Nevah @Lamneth21]

@TDunadan @home_in_sweats2 @RebelliousTodd @liberteebabe @Spare_Monkeys @ShimoniVanessa @_AmusingMyself @pacific_flyway @sc92535480 @Buckethatheada1 @pocketonashirt @gordon_alive @MimiG32257710 @elfsraccoon @B_SnakePlissken @crustilye @BlueLiberal4UU @HoopTrainerJess @BaalambL @foundgum @bettedavisthizz @JenJoMa @vartojas @mikestrach86751 @SparkyX7 @LYNN50825396814 @DaneGleebitz @LibertyLover80 @KendraBett71951 @altering_egos @3kidzlater @MargaretTh94301 @VICKY1281531 @genxstan @LauraAllen75719 @MariaBaker97808 @DeborahT58043 @cherifromwv @MGonzalez64712 @PNelson47789 @BettyRobin77200 @DorothyWal68247 @LindaMoore89561 @santashelper88 @HollyBriden Oh. I was gonna say that sign might explain this...

[Nevah @Lamneth21]

@TDunadan @home_in_sweats2 @RebelliousTodd @liberteebabe @Spare_Monkeys @ShimoniVanessa @_AmusingMyself @pacific_flyway @sc92535480 @Buckethatheada1 @pocketonashirt @gordon_alive @MimiG32257710 @elfsraccoon @B_SnakePlissken @crustilye @BlueLiberal4UU @HoopTrainerJess @BaalambL @foundgum @bettedavisthizz @JenJoMa @vartojas @mikestrach86751 @SparkyX7 @LYNN50825396814 @DaneGleebitz @LibertyLover80 @KendraBett71951 @altering_egos @3kidzlater @MargaretTh94301 @VICKY1281531 @genxstan @LauraAllen75719 @MariaBaker97808 @DeborahT58043 @cherifromwv @MGonzalez64712 @PNelson47789 @BettyRobin77200 @DorothyWal68247 @LindaMoore89561 @santashelper88 @HollyBriden What da heck is going on down there...?

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

If Game of Thrones was filmed in a Trailer Park

[Mrs. Chompy @Mrs_Chompy]

❤️🥰❤️

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

Bro thought it was a lizard 💀😆 https://t.co/55ie4kuBB3

[Mrs. Chompy @Mrs_Chompy]

You gotta buy a girl dinner first.

[Free State of Galveston @Michael33428419]

Y'all are just taking all of the fun out of it for me. I get not feeding them, but c'mon...

[President Dr RollerGator MVIP PhD @drrollergator]

JOE ROGAN SHOULD SPEND 3 HOURS EXCLUSIVELY TALKING ABOUT DMT MACHINE ELVES

[Mrs. Chompy @Mrs_Chompy]

Mr. Chompy was into that, too.

[Lanaphoria @Lanaphoria]

Ex-fiancée of Lana Del Rey's husband comments on their wedding:

“He f***g loves alligator x trainer roleplay, so... good luck with that."

[Mrs. Chompy @Mrs_Chompy]

My people have also been accused of eating pets. 🥲

[Mrs. Chompy @Mrs_Chompy]

@Gato_parodia Thank you.